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"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FREAKING MIND CALLS SOMEONE AT FOUR IN THE FREAKING MORNING?"


"Me, duh!"


"Why do you always call me at so ungodly hours?"


"Because I am just so awesome like that."


"And by awesome you mean killing almost the entire population with your rat looking face and body of a chimpanzee?"


"You will be regretting what ever you said right now, once you meet me!"


"I am never planning to meet such a horrible face!"


"You wound me girl!


"Good."


"Can you lower down your sarcasm even for once?"


"Let me guess, urm.. No."


"You are mean!"


"And you are an idiot who was suppose to be in a mental asylum right now, your point being?"


"Why do you always have to wound my feelings?"


"Why do you always have to disturb my sleep?"


"Because I feel like it!"


"And you know what I feel like right now?"

"What?"


"I feel like hanging you from a tree upside down, chop you balls off and grind them in a mixture!"


"Oh- Okay bye!"


*Beep* *Beep*

"I am never calling her before two in the afternoon!"

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Sooo??
It's short, but hope you like it!

A question for all of you!

How many of you get really frustrated and angry when you are being woken up from your sleep?

Lemme know and cya!

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