defsoul: sometimes i sit and wonder what did i do to be so hot?
otterjae: you signed a contract with satan now he owns your soul
defsoul: but you are satan so you now own my soul?
otterjae: nah i sold it to the black market
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efsoul: i feel offended btw today i look even hotter than every other day defsoul:
this is for u my cute baby boy
otterjae: gdi wait a minute
defsoul: what are you gonna do? jerk off to my pic? 👅👅 because if you want i can help 😏 jaejae the minute has passed and now it's been two minutes does it usually take this long to jerk off? you know, i have others suck my dick everytime i want, idk how long it takes for a hand-job ... did you die? jaeeeee youngjaeee babyy i'm bored by tHE WAY today my friend jackson brought me to see a concert of a nirvana tribute and in the hall there were all of this r&b artists and i took some pics and yeah it was cool even tho i hsd to third wheel jackie and his new boyfriend that i don't really like bute yeah, if jackson is happy so am i heRE ARE THE PICSSSS defsoul:
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otterjae: jfc im jaebum can't you just shut up for a fucking second? and by the way my ex came home to take his stuff i wasn't jerking off perv and btw if i didn't know you were such a fuckboy, i'd say you look cute
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efsoul: ohh sorry jaejae but reALLY? YOU SAID I LOOK CUTE OMG I'M MOVED defsoul:
otterjae: and here i was thinking that for once yo would be a nice human being and actually console me but no of course you had to think of yourself you know what? fuck you too jaebum
defsoul: jae baby i'm sorry i didn't think it made you that sad want to talk about it?
otterjae: no all i wanna do right now is listen to i miss you by mamamoo, eat my cookies and cream ice cream and cry mostly cry because i don't have a hot boyfriend like Nam Joo Hyuk or because my ex was a dickhead and i still can't even get over him but oH WELL
defsoul: baby don't cry and by the way you got me, is there anything better?
otterjae: thank you, i forgot something to add to the list of things to cry about your existence
defsoul: don't talk to me like that i'm your hyung!!
otterjae: you don't even know how old i am you dumbass
defsoul: i'm turning 23 tomorrow
otterjae: nevermind hyung
defsoul: but you can call me oppa if you want 😉😉
otterjae: can i call you dickhead??
defsoul: no
otterjae: okay dickhead :))
defsoul: i hate you
otterjae: i'm glad we feel the same towards each other
-- lmao that 1thek video were they used siri was iconic
btw i used international age for jaebum ((still haven't gotten used to korean one sigh))
aaand jaebum turns 23 tomorrow and guess who's not ready ;-; ((yes bbies your aite it's me)) and also this is the first jaebum's birthday i'm celebrating and i kinda feel excited???
i don't know what i'm saying, sleeping deprivation and late night writing usually ruin me
