Chat name "vik💘Simon" was changed to "jj the fucking cheater" by haroldinho🐠
haroldinho🐠 changed his username to harold
baby star💫: what happened haz?
harold: we are not together any more. if you're looking for reasons why look at Fiona and JJ's "cute ASF!!💕💕" picture IN BED ON FIONA'S inSTAGRAM
simoné🌟: jj apologise to harry now.
dada af💦: yeah, explain Jide. or be prepared to lose 6 friends
frey🌺: make that fucking 9 friends, if me, em and ti even are friends with you, cheating fuck
tIAnA bLuE👕: tell us this was an accident?
tabi cat🐱: let me guess, drunk accident after filming? then you fucked?
jiddlypuff🍥: we went to a bar
jiddlypuff🍥: "atik bar through the ages" was the name. she invited me there for a high school reunion but strangely didn't get Simon. when she bought me a drink I drank it like a gentleman and then next thing we were at mines.
tamagotchi💼: guys JJ is telling the truth
tamagotchi💼: my mate Liam works at Atik and that chick was alL OVER jj and apparently added loads of sugaR TO JJ's shITty drink
simoné🌟: I think JJ was drugged and then Fiona used him
jiddlypuff🍥: she tried to get us in a relationship and
jiddlypuff🍥: HARRY IM SO FUCKING SORRY YOU DESERVE THE WORLD. YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT AND I WAS A DOUCHE IM SORRY
em💋: guess who I fucking found?
em💋 added fiona😈 to the chat
fiona😈: hey sidefam!!! i supposed jj told you about our new relationship??💕💕
harold: sorry to say bitch but....HE IS FUCKING MY PROPERTY MY TERRITORY AND YOU BETTER BACK YOUR SKANKY ASS UP
harold: oh and Fiona? no one uses exclamation marks, unless they're a dirty whore like you, of course.
baby star💫: Fiona you need to apologise to JJ for harassing him last night and to Harry for interfering with their relationship.
simoné🌟: fiona you're not the fucking sun the world doesn't revolve around hoes
fiona😈: I was just trying to claim what was mine in high school!
jiddlypuff🍥: ListEN HERE FELICIA OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING SHIT NAME IS. I AM TAKEN, NOT FUCKING SINGLE AND GET THAT INTO YOUR TINY ASS CUNT OF BRAIN THAT I LOVE HARRY LEWIS, NOT A DUMPSTER BABY ON THE BLOCK WHO USES TWILIGHT AS PORN. OR DO YOU NEED A FUCKING HAMMER TO GET THAT IN?
em💋: Fiona you're a disappointment to man kind. To think I thought Trump was the worst human yet.
frey🌺: get the fuck away from the two you wrinkled old sack of raisins
dada af💦: NOW APOLOGISE YOU DIPSHIT FOR THE TROUBLE YOU HAVE CAUSED
tIAnA bLuE👕: then fuck off to your trash hole in kansas
jiddlypuff🍥: I hOPE YOUR FOSTER PARENTS GET YOU TO PLASTIC SURGERY LIKE HOLY FYCK BITCH HARRY'S ASS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DEFLATED SOCCER BALLS THEN MAYBE YOUR FOSTER PARENTS CAN FINALLY PUT YOU ON E BAY
fiona😈: okay,,fiNE!! sorry Jide and sorry Harry for everything I've caused, I'll fuck Deji instead, okay??
baby star💫: now get the fuck out of our chat
simoné🌟: bitch the door's there in the "Leave Conversation" icon
frey🌺: wish there was a leave personality icon for u
tIAnA bLuE👕: would certainly come in handy
fiona😈: ugh,, screw yall!!👋🏼
fiona😈 has left the chat
harold: i love you jide
jiddlypuff🍥: I love you more
harold: I'm coming to your house already
harold changed his name to haroldinho🐠
Chat name "jj the fucking cheater" was changed to "SIDEMEN XIX🔪" by haroldinho🐠
baby star💫: how beautiful
simoné🌟: just like you naked 💜
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