Yes, She's My Girlfriend: Wendy X Bebe

Chapter One

"You may be wondering why I've separated boys and girls." Mr Mackey explained. "It's because the parents have once again decided that you need to have sexual education classes, mmkay."

The boys groaned; Kenny leaned forward and continuously bashed his head against his desk.

"Shut up Kinny, we're trying to listen." Cartman turned around to shush the boy in the orange parka, who curtly replied with "Like you ever listen to anyone, fatass."

"Goddammit, we really need to learn that stuff again?" Kyle whispered in annoyance to his best friend Stan.

"Yeah! I'll bet that it wasn't even our parents who wanted to teach us this time, Mr Mackey was probably feeling horny or something and now we have to learn about dicks." Stan lectured.

"Stanley, if I hear you talk one more time I'll send you to the counsellor's office." Mr Mackey scolded him as he furrowed his eyebrows.

"Little problem Mr Mackey, you're the counsellor." Cartman chuckled as a few boys surrounding him laughed.

"Never mind." Mr Mackey groaned. "Mmkay, here is the clitori-"

"Hey, I found the clitoris again!" Stan yelled with delight. Kenny fell out of his chair laughing, as poor, oblivious Stan still had no idea that the clitoris was a part of the vagina.

"STANLEY, to Principal Victoria's office for swearing RIGHT NOW! MMKAY!" Mr Mackey yelled as Stan frowned in confusion and dawdled out of the classroom.

Kenny still had to keep more laughter in to avoid getting into more trouble, but to no avail. "KENNY MCCORMICK, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M LETTING YOU OFF EASY! DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL TODAY!"

'Aww, shit, I'm going to get into trouble with my parents now. Thanks, you dickhead.' Kenny mumbled to himself, slumping down in his seat.

"Wow, great going, Kinny, we were going to play the stick of truth after skewl!" Cartman exclaimed, as the boy in the parka slammed his fist on the table and yelled out a long, untranslatable annoyed lecture to Cartman.

Clyde randomly started clapping and Craig flipped Cartman and Kenny off. Looks like Craig, Kenny, Cartman and Stan all had after school detentions.

Meanwhile, in the girls' classroom, the new student Lila and the rest of the girls were being taught by Ms Choksondik about AIDS.

"You can get AIDS. AIIIDS." Ms Choksondik warned, sounding like one of those creepy grandmothers telling a horror story in an abandoned cabin.

"Listen, Ms Choksondik, last time you taught us about diseases you scared the life out of us." Wendy told the teacher. "Don't exaggerate and just give us the facts."

"Well, excuse me for not wanting you girls to get diseases." Ms Choksondik sassily replied.

"Are you saying that every time we even interact with someone we have a chance of getting AIDS?!" Wendy exclaimed.

Ms Choksondik clearly took Wendy's statement in a different way and thought that the girl meant only sexual interaction.

"Well, yes, that is what I'm saying Wendy-" The teacher began, but was interrupted by all of the girls screaming and running out of the room.

"Really? Again?" Ms Choksondik sighed to herself.

The girls all gathered in the girls' bathroom to discuss the lesson they'd just ran away from.

"Wait, does this mean we're all at risk? Even the guys?" Heidi worriedly asked.

"I dunno, girl, but looks like we're going to have to stop interacting with the guys altogether." Nichole frowned, thinking about her boyfriend Token. "Even our boyfriends."

"WHAT? Come on, you know I can't avoid K-Kevin." Red stuttered.

"What are you so nervous about, Red? Have you and Kevin taken it up a notch before?" Lila smirked, making Bebe, Wendy and Lola laugh.

"Ew, no!" Red winced. "Only once."

This caused most of the girls to laugh at the irony that Lila was actually right.

"Wait...Hold on, who said you can only get STD's and AIDS from guys?" Wendy suggested, looking up, a scared expression on her face.

"What do you mean, Wendy?" Bebe asked the worried girl, placing a hand on her shoulder.

Wendy stepped back. She didn't want to avoid Bebe, but for the sake of everybody's health... But Bebe...

"Never mind. I think it's just a suspicion." Wendy concluded, walking out of the bathroom door and into the cafeteria. She didn't think anybody was safe.

'Maybe I should've done what was right... Don't I always put what's right before anything else?' Wendy thought to herself, pacing around the lunch room early.

'What has gotten INTO me!?' She yelled to herself. The idea that she could like Bebe had never occured to her.

"Goddamn. If anything else happens, I have to tell the girls." Wendy muttered to herself, an annoyed expression on her face.

"No matter what it costs me personally."

The bell rang for lunch and everybody quickly scurried out of their classrooms.