FANGIRL, corey fogelmanis

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GRYFFINDOR:
yeah but you liked that other dude.

ROW UR BOAT:
yeah what happened to him?

SAD LLAMA:
yeah we'll talk about him later.

THE WITCH:
wut wtf i feel like you guys have a secret that i don't know about wtf

ROW UR BOAT:
we'll tell you later

DUSTY BUN:
i feel so left out lmao

SAD LLAMA:
then talk more lmao jk loves u

DUSTY BUN:
haha luv you too

~~~

THE OTHER GUY / WTF IS HAPPENING

members of the group: + add more people

the witch - sabrina
sad llama - athena
row ur boat - rowan
gryffindor - blake

THE WITCH:
wait first off who's the other dude?

SAD LLAMA:
dustin

THE WITCH:
WHAAAAAAAAT

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
you like dustin?

GRYFFINDOR:
lol she's so shocked she changed her name

SAD LLAMA:
maybe

SAD LLAMA:
idk

SAD LLAMA:
maybe

SAD LLAMA:
look idk i liked him and corey at the same time

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
i don't blame ya, they're hot af

ROW UR BOAT:
you and dustin literally told each other that you loved each other at the other gc.

GRYFFINDOR:
yeah what was that about?

SAD LLAMA:
we've been saying i love you since we were 13

ROW UR BOAT:
oh woah

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
riarkle 2.0

GRYFFINDOR:
omg that's cute

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
what^?

GRYFFINDOR:
what i ship riarkle, i ship dustin and athena. problem?

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
corey and athena were cuter tho

GRYFFINDOR:
yeah but you shipped diana and corey first and they're together. why aren't you fangirling?

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
how the fuck are we cousins?

ROW UR BOAT:
omg you guys stop fighting, we're talking about athena and dustin.

SAD LLAMA:
thank you rowan

ROW UR BOAT:
you and dustin are pretty cute

SAD LLAMA:
-.-

SAD LLAMA::
dustin and i are close

SAD LLAMA:
like really really close

SAD LLAMA:
and

SAD LLAMA::
he's attractive

SAD LLAMA:
and nice

SAD LLAMA:
and sweet

SAD LLAMA:
and comforting

SAD LLAMA:
and i love him.

SAD LLAMA::
as a best friend

SAD LLAMA:
nah what im doing

SAD LLAMA:
i still like him

SAD LLAMA:
and i still like corey

SAD LLAMA:
wtf is wrong with me

ROW UR BOAT:
even tho i think you and corey are cute and i think you and dustin are cute too, you should give dustin a chance.

ROW UR BOAT:
and see what he's like. notice the differences between him and corey.

ROW UR BOAT:
then find out which one you like.

ROW UR BOAT:
and BAM! you got your dude.

SABRINA THE SHOOK:
sounds right ^

SAD LLAMA:
i'll try

CONFUSED LLAMA:
im so confused.