Beatles REACT

REACT Snippet: George's Fanfiction

Serenity: "Fine!" *pouts*

See ya, kid! I'm sure Paul has some paper you cam colour on.

Serenity: *pauses for a second* *turns to the readers* "Hi there, smiley people! Listen, could you do me a favour?"

Um... Reeny? What are you -

Serenity: "Would one of you readers be so kind as to give me one of those journals? Please? I need one to write in for school."

No! Serenity, I mean it! You can't -

Serenity: ''I wasn't asking you, Miss Priss. I was asking the readers."

Readers: (...)

Guys, seriously, you don't want to do this. She's only a kid! She doesn't want to read what's inside these notebooks!

Readers: (...)

Oh my Lord... *facepalm*

Serenity: "Thank you!" *takes the notebooks* "You're very kind, unlike certain people I could mention."

Hey, I'm kind! These guys think I'm kind, don't you?

Readers: (...)

Serenity: *giggles* ''Anyway, I'll just take these notebooks and go. Thanks again, lovely reader people!"

*watches Reeny leave* Well, I hope you guys are satisfied. Now poor Serenity's sweet, innocent little mind is going to be torn to pieces! Her dad wrote that stuff!

Readers: (...)

Okay, well, yes, technically I wrote that stuff... don't shame me!

Readers: (...)

And I won't tolerate your sass either. Honestly, you lot are worse than the other lads, and that's - Uh oh.

Readers: (...)

Oh no, I think I just heard George's car pull up in the driveway. Oh God, he's home! I'm so dead!

Readers: (...)

He's going to see I dug around in his private stuff and (even worse) let his precious little daughter read it!

George: "Macs? Reeny, dear? I'm home!"

Uh oh. He's back!

George: "Girls? Where are you? Come out, please!"

*lowers voice* Okay, guys. Keep quiet and maybe he won't think to look in here.

Readers: (...)

And don't be a prick either by making a whole heap of noise. If you do, I'm deleting my account.

Readers: (...)

What do you mean by that?! Of course that would be a bad thing!

George: "Serenity? Where are you, sweetheart?"

Serenity: "Hi Daddy! I'm in my room!"

Oh, thank goodness... he's all the way down the hall. There's no way he'll -

Serenity: "Hi Dad! Listen... I had a question."

George: "What's that, Reeny?"

Serenity: "What does this word here mean? The one starting with 'c'."

George: "Which word? Oh, this one. Well, it means - Wait a second... where the hell did you get this notebook?!"

Ho, don't do it.

Serenity: "Macs has some friends over and they were looking through several of these books. They gave this one to me."

Oh my God.

George: "They gave you my private writing journals?!"

Serenity: "Well, yeah... Daddy? Why is your face turning that weird purple colour?"

George: "MAAAAAAAACS!! GET OUT HERE NOW!! I'M GOING TO F**KING TAN YOU!!"

Oh Jeez. Well, um... thanks for reading and reacting, guys, even though it's probably going to end up costing me my life. Maybe I'll do another Readers REACT some time in the future -

George: "Macs?! Get out here, you dirty little rat!" *opening and slamming doors* "I'll teach you to go through my stuff!"

Oh my Lord, I better hurry. Um, uh... let me know if you enjoyed this little snippet. The promised REACT from last week's chapter will be up soon, and - Criminy, he's really freakin' mad.

George: "MACS, QUIT BEING A PEST AND GET OUT HERE!!"

Right, well, I... um... I'll see you next week! Now if it's all the same to you lot, I'm off!

George: *bursts into the room* ''There you are, you little weasel! Get here now so I can teach you a damn good lesson about invading other people's privacy!"

Not likely! *runs like a chicken with rabies*

George: "GET HERE NOW!!"

Oh God... Bye, guys! AAAAHHHH!!

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(Thanks to LittleBeatlemaniac for suggesting this chapter!)

(Sandwich Points go to... FabFourever! Congratulations!)

(Next Time on Beatles REACT (for real this time!): The Fabs will be reacting to the silly, 50-second song that blew up on the internet last month and got stuck in everyone's heads for week afterwards: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen! Is it a pen, an apple, a pineapple, or a horrendous mistake in the deepest depths of YouTube? Find out what The Beatles have to say about it next week!)