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I'm a huge fan of The Fine Brothers REACT series on YouTube. So I thought why not take the premise for their show, add a little Beatlemaniac spin on it, and upload the story you're about to read? The Beatles will be reacting to anythi...
George: *really bad Irish accent* "Top o' the mornin' to ya, laddies!"
*sighs* Jacksepticeye again?
George: "You know it, babe."
*ahem* Before we begin, you may be wondering why you're here by yourself.
George: "I kind of was, actually."
Well, I thought about bringing the other guys in, but they were all preoccupied. Also I thought it would be funnier only having you as a reactor.
George: "Fair enough. I'm a pretty hilarious guy. What am I reacting to?"
Yes, well, I'm sure you're aware of this new child star... singer... internet personality... person... *ahem* that you'll be reacting to.
George: "Which one? Hopefully it won't be one of those brats from Dance Mums or whatever it's called."
Uhh, no. It's, umm... Jacob Sartorious.
George: *slams fist on the tabletop* "What?! That cookie-cutter wannabe pop star child who lip-syncs on social media?!"
Uhh, yeah. Let's just... start the video.
George: "You little sadist! I won't have it! I utterly refuse to - "
Come on, George! Be a pal! Think of the readers!
George: "Hmmph... fine. I'll play your game. But you bloody well know I hate pop. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"
Reactions during the first few seconds of the video:
George:*pauses the video after a few seconds* "Okay, first thing wrong with this. This is Mr Sartorious's first ever single, right?
That's correct, yes.
George: "This is his chance to literally smack Bieber off the face of the earth and replace him with his own fresh little face - and this is the choreography he comes up with? How is he meant to get popular if he dances like this?"
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
George: "Of course, it looks better when I do it." *laughs* "But Mr Sartorious should try better than that. It's not dancing. It's the sort of dance my mum would do at a disco, y'know, with this little hand gestures and shoulder wriggles?"
Look, quit being mean. He's a 13-year-old, for goodness sake.
George: "Hey, I'm just saying! Do you think he'd want to be known as the 'mum dance kid'? I certainly wouldn't."
Reactions near the mid-point of the video:
George: "Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t, sh*t. Even his clothes want to get away from him! Do you not see what I'm seeing? Jacob's sweatshirt is jumping around and attacking people! Do you not see this?"
