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Our baby kook

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Author : hello guys..it's been long 😚 i miss you

EommaJin : yeah..the chatroom seemed like a cemetery now

SuWag : good. I can rest without the notifications going TING TONG all the time

Author : well you can turn off your notif....

EommaJin : pfft 🙊

SuWag : whatever,where's that coconut head?

DaddyMonster : me?

SuWag : no,the second one,the crazy nutshell.

GreenTae : me?

SuWag : no,the horse mouth.

SexyColdNoodles : me?

SuWag : noo,the talkative oneeee.

EommaJin : me?

SuWag : BOOBS! IT'S BOOBS!

(All) : Ohhhhh...

Author : you mean desi?

SuWag : yea,her.

Author : she's gone to somewhere,right?

SuWag : where?

Author : idfk,do i look like i'm a god?

SuWag : i thought you were her best friend.

Author : 😂 moving on.

DaddyMonster : oh i love this song!

Author : oh,what song?

DaddyMonster : YOU CAN CALL ME MONSTER!~

SuWag : literally.

(All) : 🙊 😂🔫

Author : jimin jimin jiminie~

JamlessMan : yes?

SuWag : why so quiet?

JamlessMan : i just don't know what to say. Everytime i say something,everyone will get annoyed at me for no reason.

SuWag : people just hates you,huh?

JamlessMan : yup.

SuWag : don't worry. Atleast i'm okay.

JamlessMan : ...

Author : yoongi,you should've said "you're okay" instead of "i'm okay" 😂😂😂😂😂 that's such a bad way to comfort somebody.

SuWag : but i'm not trying to comfort him at all.

Author : ....😂🔪 oh yoongi.

KookiEater : i have been really hot lately. Like..my abs are woohoo.

Author : no,you're a baby,so stay in your lane.

KookiEater : noooo i'm a man 🙁

EommaJin : kookie,you're milk is done. Oh,sorry for not talking guys,i was making some warm milk for our kookiepie.

KookiEater : ughh! Mom!! I'm a man!

EommaJin : what. *eye twitch*

KookiEater : uh..haha,on second thought,i'll have the milk.

●KookiEater logged-out●

Author : 👏👏👏👏👏

EommaJin : do you know where my baby bottle is?

DaddyMonster : why?

EommaJin : kookie can't drink without it,he just spilled some on his shirt and face.