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Adelaide
Aaron
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"Did you know that male seahorses are the ones who get pregnant?"
"Good morning riceball."
"Yeah cool, anyway it's so cool! Like I would love to see men walking around with baby bumps groaning about back pains then shooting out their offspring out of their p-"
"NO DON'T YOU DARE"
"Oh yeah your weird innocent shit."
"For fucks sake that means don't swear."
"Have you heard your word choice? Goat I need to wash your mouth out with soap. Let mama riceball purify you."
"Okay that was weird, don't ever say that again."
"How was that weird? I just offered to clean you?"
"Don't worry little one..."
"Okay then...?"
"New welcoming I guess?"
"Welcoming?"
"Yeah you didn't bother to say 'welcome to lonely line'"
"I do not sound like that..."
"Yeah you do."
"You sound like a dying whale... I'm pretty sure I don't sound like that."
"What do you sound like then."
"Are you stupid?"
"What do you...? Oh, Ohhhh."
"..."
"Stop laughing at me, it's not that funny."
"Oh but it is goat... It is."
"I'm leaving now, have fun making fun of me."
"I will!"
*hangs up*
"He's so bloody stupid"
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Small Talk #1 ✓
Short StoryThis is a story in which a boy phones a girl... 'Hello welcome to Lonely Line, Adelaide speaking. How may I be of your assistance?' 'I have a very important question Adelaide...' 'Ask away stranger' 'What should I call my dog?' 'riceball, no questio...
