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Adelaide
Aaron
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"Harry Potter."
"No it's Adelaide... new name who dis?"
"Seriously....? And it's from Harry Potter."
"What's from Harry Potter?"
"The analogy you used on Tuesday... I googled famous people with the name Harry and Gin. It came up with fictional characters."
"Okay... One, that is adorable that you actually did that. And two, it's Ginny not Gin you idiot."
"God goat, read the classics."
"I don't know if I consider Harry Potter a classic Riceball."
"You take that back!"
"Okay, okay calm riceball... don't flip your shit."
"Language, we are among young children."
"You're seventeen..."
"Im talking about you..."
"I'm eighteen, I'm older than you."
"Oh but goat, age is but a number. Anyway how do I know that you're not some weird forty year old pervert?"
"How do I know that you're not some forty year old pervert riceball?"
"Well I know that you're most likely a five year-old with that response."
"Do you enjoy insulting me?"
"Why yes goat, I do."
*hangs up*
"Well goodbye to you too."
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Sorry I went on a small hiatus for a week... aka I met someone... and that someone is my bed. He is very supportive of me and I feel like I can really be relaxed around him.
Jk I'm going to be single forever *violin plays in the background* oh how I love the Internet for taking away my social life (:
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