Servamp Truth or Dare

Kuro: Dare

At Mahiru's hotel room....

Tetsu: You know you could've stayed at my family's resort, right?
Misono: Or my place
Mahiru: I know. I didn't want to bother to anyone...
Misono: My dad's not home at the moment and Mikuni's got his own place so...
Mahiru: Thanks for the offer, Misono, but I really don't mind staying here for a couple of days...
Kuro: *whines* What? We have to stay here longer? I wanna sleep on my cat bed 🙀
Tetsu: You really think your uncle's friend can repair your place in a couple of days?
Mahiru: Well, no. Not really. But my uncle told me that's how long it'll take....
Misono: Just what kind of person is that friend of your uncle's?
Mahiru: *shrugs shoulder* Beats me. I never met him.
Tetsu: Big bro Mahiru, when are the others getting here?
Mahiru: Um... Licht and Hyde are next door, probably sleeping or something, I don't know where Mikuni and Jeje are and as for Sakuya and Tsubaki...
Misono: I bet that bastard Mikuni is obsessing over that dumb ugly doll of his!!
Door is slammed open
Mikuni: How dare you insult my precious Abel, lil bro!!
Misono: Oh, look... he's here
Jeje: Mikuni made me look for that doll all morning because he lost it 😒
Tetsu: Did he promise you blood again?
Jeje: ...Maybe
Mikuni: Oh, that's right!! *takes out a vial of blood* Here you go!! You've earned it!!
Jeje: *drinks it really fast* 😀 That was really good...
CRASH!!
Kuro: Don't tell me... *turns around*
Tsubaki: I'm here, everyone!!
Hyde: Care to leave?
Tsubaki: You're so mean, gōyoku nii san!!
Sakuya: *comes in through the door* Tsubaki!! Would it kill you to walk through the door once in a while?! Now, Mahiru's gonna have to pay the hotel to fix it!!
Tsubaki: Me? Walk through a door? *laughs for no reason* I'm a kyūketsuki 👿
Sakuya: Well, so are they *points at Hyde, Lily, Kuro, Jeje and Hugh* but at least they act like normal people...
Tsubaki: Normal people? We are not normal people!! We are kyūketsukis who don't walk through a fucking door!!
Licht: *kicks both of them* Shut up, demons!! You're too noisy!!
Kuro: Mendokusē 😩 I want to go back to our place, Mahiru!!
Mahiru: We can't, Kuro!! Besides, it's not so bad here...
Hyde: Um, it's pretty crowded in here...
Misono: My place?
Everyone: Sure!!
Misono: *to Tsubaki* You can come too, but on one condition...
Tsubaki: What would that be?
Misono: Don't come in through the window!!
Tsubaki: Fine!!

After a ten minute walk, they finally made it to Misono's house

Kuro: Finally!! I'm so tired 😴
Hyde: That's just like you, nii san...
Mahiru: You weren't even walking, Kuro!! I carried you in my bookbag!!
Sakuya: Mahiru, why do you even put up with Sloth's laziness?
Mahiru: Because that's just how Kuro is. He can't help it!!
Sakuya: How do you know that Kuro's not just using you so that he never has to do anything ever again? He could just be pretending to be tired!!
Kuro: Why the hell would I do that?! That's so troublesome...
Misono: Were you trying to get Shirota to dump Kuro, you lying bastard? So that you could date him instead?
Sakuya: *ignores Misono* If you're Mahiru's friend, then why don't you even say his first name?
Misono: This isn't about me!!
Hyde: *changes the topic* Nii san, truth or dare?
Kuro: *yawns* Dare, I guess
Hyde: I dare you not to say mendokusē or mukiaenē for at least an hour
Kuro: What? Mendokusē 😩
Hyde: Nii san!! Wait... *thinking* How about this? Every time you fail to stop yourself from saying mendokusē and mukiaenē, you'll have to slap Mahiru.
Mahiru: What?!
Kuro: Ugh, fine!!
Hyde: Alright, nii san. The dare starts now

Ten minutes later...

Mahiru: Kuro, can you go buy some things for lunch at the market? The sun's covered...
Kuro: Me? Mendokusē 😩
Mahiru: Kuro!!
Kuro: Oh crap!! Sorry, Mahiru... *slaps him*
Mahiru: Ow!! That actually hurt, Kuro!!

Thirty minutes later...

Hyde: Nii san!! I'm bored!! Play with me!!
Kuro: Ask your boyfriend to play with you... I'm tired 😴
Hyde: Please!!
Kuro: You're so annoying!! Mendokusē 😩
Hyde: You said mendokusē again. Mahiru!!
Mahiru: What's up, Hyde? You need something?
Hyde: Actually Mahiru, nii san needs you
Mahiru: Kuro, what's up?
Kuro: *slaps Mahiru*
Mahiru: Ow!! Again? Can we end this dare early?
Hyde: No
Kuro: I'll play with you for an hour if you say yes
Hyde: *thinking* Um... okay fine. You better not be lying though!!
Kuro: Mahiru, does it hurt? *touches his cheek*
Mahiru: *shakes head* No. It's just really red.
Kuro: *plants a kiss on Mahiru's cheek* Is it better now?
Mahiru: *blushing* Yeah. Much better...
Sakuya: *clears throat* Um... can you guys not act all lovey dovey in front of me?
Kuro: 😛