Pit: *Jumps in* Welcome! *Forgets that he has Lightweight activated in him*
Dark Pit: *Jumps in holding a club that is heavy AF and bumps into Pit*
Pit: *Gets knocked over and hits a wall that was no where near him*
Dark Pit: ...Yep. It's a Friday, everyone.
Palutena: Yes!
Viridi: 🎉
Author: Before the story begins. We have to give an apology to Pit.
Pit: *Cries* Yes you do!
YOU ARE READING
Everyone Pick on Pit Book
HumorPoor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken•