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"So, Jack is willing to forgive Mark after what he was told?"
I still couldn't quite get my head around what my accomplice was telling me.
"I don't even know myself if I'm honest. I personally think Jack's making one fucked up decision. But, what can we do?"
My accomplice, we'll call him Brian for now, sat on the edge of his bed, probably contemplating what the fuck was happening. I, I'll address myself as Toby for now, on the other hand was trying to think up a plan. I could feel a pair of eyes staring holes into the back of my head. I spin around to see Brain eyeing me.
"I swear to god if you say your horny again I might actually kill you dammit."
Brian just smiles at me. He gets up and makes his way towards me. I frown at him but the mischief reflected in his eyes only makes me want him more. He sits on my lap and leans in.
"OMFG!!! Soskskdkdnejdjsjsjs!!! SHIP IT!!"
Brian stood up quickly, a blush coating his cheeks.
"H- HOW LONG WERE YOU STOOD THERE YOU LIT-"
Brian is cut short by something wet hitting him in the face. He glares at Evie and see's she's holding a fresh salmon. He looks over at me as if to ask 'where the fuck did that even come from?' I throw my hands up in surrender.
"It came out of nowhere, I swear!"
Evie smiles innocently and makes her way out of the room, slinging the salmon over her shoulder like a baseball bat. Brian retreated back to his bed and hid his face in his hands. I went over to the door and closed it quietly.
"What are you doing?"
Brian's face was filled with confusion. I walked over to him slowly and cupped his face, kissing him softly.
"I'll make up for it properly later, okay?"
He simply nodded in return. I made my way back to my seat with a grin on my face, knowing that he was blushing even more than before. Back to thinking up this plan then, I thought to myself.

A/N WHOO!!! Okay so Brian and Toby aren't their real names, and if I get the chance I'll tell you the story behind those two names but anyway, THEY'RE FUCK BUDDIES!!! I'm deciding that they aren't together just yet because I wanna add that bit in. I also need to re-read this whole book to see if I added in a bit I wanna add in, in the next chapter. And one last thing, if half of this doesn't make sense it's because it's 1:24 AM and I'm hungry. But anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and as always I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!! Buh-bye! Cxx
P.S. Evie IS based off of one of my irl friends (obliviousunicorn098 ) who is constantly obsessing over salmon and purple lobsters. Don't ask why.

(25/03/17 at 8:22pm) So. I'm just going through all my chapters making sure they make sense and just making them better and I stumble upon this little memory! I don't remember the inspiration behind Toby and Brian but if I ever find out I'll let you know in this exact chapter. Might be a while but it'll be worth it I promise!!
2017 Cxxx