Ari:

I miss you, baby.
Sel: I think you sent this to the wrong person.
Justin:** People.
Camz: Suddenly all of Ari's exes just reading the txt messages and not responding want her back.
Ari: Fuck this alway happens.
Ally: Wow! When I come back to your house AG I'm gonna make sure you read the bible.
Ari: Not my fault my baby is on tour.
Ari: I think me and Zayn are the only Musicians here not on tour, man I can't wait until February.
Mani: DJ tied my shoe today.
Ari: I know, the video is all over the internet.
Ari: But are we not gonna talk about how she gave her sweater to that person on that street.
Lo: Nugget is such an angel.
Ari:

Which one are ya'll?
Ally: I'm Fetus Lauren.
Dinah: I'm stage Lern Jergi
Ari: I'm Lamp.
Camz: I'm Lolo.
Lo: I'm Lauren
Mani: I'm Stage Lauren.
Sel: I'm Lolo also.
Gigi: I'm none.
Ari: Dinah is probably gay.
Mani: Makes sense.
Ari:

Now which one are ya'll?
Dinah : I'm deenah jane.
Camz: I'm holy canoli
Ally: I'm allysun brook
Mani: I'm normisus
Lo: I'm Lauren Jambalegi
Ari: Hold up, Lauren plz explain
Ari:
1. Why would you kiss Mani durinh soundcheck and flirt with her during the show? 2. Why would you wear a very loose but short top with no bra?
Lo: I'm tryna kill Camren.
Ari: Camren is already dead. Tf
Sel: Ya know yo fans is crazy and once the majority see it since ya'll clearly alredy kissed and flirted unlike Camren they gone hit you back twice as hard with Laurmani.
Ari: Sorry L but I agree with Smelly.
Sel: Selly, bish?
Ari: Oops autocorrect.