Hey guys. It's the one, the only, Kiritodude1. And today, we have a special guest. You see him everywhere in Comic-Con, has his own movie, and is a merp with a mouth. The one and only, Deadpool.
Deadpool:*bursts in the door* What's up my bitches. Captain Deadpool- shit I mean Deadpool here. Oh Jose and Erik, if you're reading this, then hi- five man. Just hi- five the phone. Just do it! Thank you. Now then, let's begin, shall we.
Kiritodude1: Yeah. Let's begin.
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Noah: Morning sunshine.
Becky: Good morning Noah. How are you doing?
Noah: I'm alright.
Becky: Hey, I was wondering.... how was Eli like?
Noah: She was different from you. She was always adventurous. But, she was a lot like you. You both were strong, curious, and beautiful. And that's what I like about you.
Becky: Really?
Noah: Really.
Becky:*leans closer*
Noah:*leans closer*
Deadpool: Look at you two love birds. Reminds me of my days.
Noah: Who the hell are you?
Deadpool: It's me, Deadpool.
Noah: Dead what now.
Deadpool: Can you readers believe this. He doesn't know who I am.
Becky: Um... who are you talking to?
Deadpool: To the viewers of course.
Jose: Hey Noah. You in here? Oh no. Is that, Deadpool?
Deadpool: what's up Jose. How's Amy doing?
Jose: Alright. Why?
Deadpool: Just asking. Oh um... have you see Seba. I wanna talk to my bro.
Seba: *super speeds*Some called me? Wait. Is that my brotha. What up Deadpool.
Deadpool: Yo, how's it going?
Seba: Alright.
Deadpool: Found any girls?
Seba: Yeah. And I think she likes me.
Deadpool: Good. Next thing you need to do is. You know*👉👌*
Noah: Whoa! He's not ready for that.
Deadpool: And you were.
Noah: Huh?
Deadpool: That's right. I know what you did to Becky. I read it like 5 times. I know most of the reader also read it. Am I right guys.
Jose: Noah. What's he talking about? You didn't?!
Noah: Shh.... shut up Deadpool.
Deadpool: Wait. Just facing the facts.
Jose: You son of a bitch!!!
Noah: Here we go again.
Jose: You mother fucking idiot! I told you a thousand times not to do it you jackass! And yet you fucking do it!
Deadpool: Man. This is getting intense.*starts eating popcorn*
Seba: Yo calm down or else your gonna pop a vain.
Jose:*sigh* did you at least use protection?
Noah: .....Maybe.
Jose:*sigh*let's just go before you make me even more mad.
Noah: Y- Yeah. Sure.
Deadpool: Aww.... and it was getting interesting.
Later on...
Deadpool: Hey wanna see something cool?*cuts his hand. Blood comes out*
Noah: That's disgusting.
Deadpool:*heals* and.... tada. There is a scene on my movie that I did this. Here let me show you.
Noah: I think I might lose my lunch. Hey I'm I think i might hit the hay.
Becky: Me too. See you guys later.
Deadpool: Bye guys. Oh and if you do it again, can you video tape it?
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Kiritodude1: Uh, why the fuck would you say that?
Deadpool: Oh come on. It's not like you didn't have it in your mind. Speaking of which, when are you gonna do it with Jordyn?
Kiritodude1: Sh..... Don't say that out loud.
Deadpool: Well sorry. I just wanna know.
Kiritodude1: I'll tell you later. Anyway guys that was this chapter and I can't wait to see you next time.
Deadpool:#chimichangaparty
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The Hooded Phantom: Rising Threats
Action3 years has passed since Noah has came to his universe. He has trained with Peter and The Spiders and has gotten better in combat. And now there's double the action and double the trouble. But will he be ready to deal with them?
