9# Orochimaru

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2/23/19: ya'll this fic was made years back so it's pretty awful, apologizes for errors and such.

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Ramengoddness: YO SNAKE BASTARD!

Amazingsnakeguy: WHAT!?

Ramengoddness: Well Fuck you too man.

Amazingsnakeguy: I always hated you...Anyway what the hell do you want?

Ramengoddness: Well actually...

Amazingsnakeguy: .....Thank you for returning Sasuke-kun to me..

Ramengoddness: What? No!

Amazingsnakeguy: ..I'll come pick him up tomorrow.

Ramengoddness: Hell no! Back off pedo!

Amazingsnakeguy: WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A FUCKING PEDO?!

Ramengoddness: "Give me your body Sasuke-kun" or "I only want your body Sasuke-kun" You even gave him a fucking hicky!

Amazingsnakeguy: ....I only wants his body for his amazing...Uchiha....Eyes..

Ramengoddness: Please clean yourself up after your done with your dirty thoughts.

Amazingsnakeguy: Fuck off.

Amazingsnakeguy: Anyway, what do you want? I have no time for your annoyingly squeaky voice at the moment.

Ramengoddness: Whatever Bastard, Anyways I have a question for you.

Amazingsnakeguy: Well get on with it! I have children to kill, souls to eat!

Ramengoddness: Pedo....Well anyway, what would you do if I died?

Amazingsnakeguy: Burn down a village, collect all the blood, paint your freakish face and dance around it. Throwing out children origins :3

Ramengoddness: Ahahahaha....

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