Kai: Kyungsoo, close your eyes
D.O: *close his eyes*
Kai: How is it ??
D.O: Its dark
Kai: That's how my world without you.
Chen: Dont believe him! He just want to show you how dark he is.
LOL XD
cr: NSB_Min
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Depression
Lay: LUHAN! What the hell are you drinking???
Luhan: *holds up bottle* Oh this? It’s just a little something to make my forget about being so far away from my Sehunnie….
Lay: B-but that’s shampoo!
Luhan: I know it’s shampoo, but the bottle said ‘No More Tears’.
Lay: ….
Luhan: Now if you’ll excuse me *drinks from the bottle*
Lay: For the love of unicorns…
I Want You Back
Kai: I want you back…
Kyungsoo: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.
Kai: I got food?
Kyungsoo: You know me so well…
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Sehun: Are you still mad at me?
Luhan: Twinkle twinkle little star.
Sehun: How I wonder what you are?
Luhan: Wish I could hit you with my car.
Sehun: Okay, you’re still mad.
Math
Kris: Tao, if you had 10 Gucci Bags, and I took one away.
Kris: How many Gucci bags would you have?
Tao: 10 Gucci Bags and a dead body.
Cheesy Joke Night # 1: Kris
Kris: What happened when the zookeeper fell down a hill?
Kris: He rolled like a buffalo.
Pencil
Chanyeol: Can I borrow a pencil?
Chen: Okay, but it doesn’t have an eraser.
Chanyeo: Life doesn’t have erasers.
Chen: Dude, that was deep… here you go.
Group Meeting
Exo: *talking loudly*
Manager: Alright guys quiet down.
Exo: *whispers loudly*
Manager: Why do I still hear talking?
Kai: Maybe because you have ears.
Exo: *laughing hysterically*
cr: to the rightful owner :)
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EXO LOKOHAN 101
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