hi tis kyle! ok imma start this off with the authors note because i dont want anyone skipping since its kind of a biggie, ya kno
ok so gay is officially fuckin over like im done with this story i absolutely hate it & wont touch it anymore cos i might get pissed and delete smth i kinda worked hard on for a certain period of time! i dont wanna make shit content and am busy cos next yr im getting into uni so i aint gonna update anymore !!!dont!!!!!expect more stuff in this book
as always u can find me on twit tumblr read my other stories which are shit too w/e w/e
q&a answers!
jeongguk
q: be my dadi
jjk: i'm not ready for the responsibilities of being a parent, what do you mean-
q: vkook [winky face]
jjk: yeah, i know, i know, tae's already made all combinations of our names possible, the fucking loser
q: WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU START LIKING TAEHYUNG?
jjk: this will probably boost his ego to the max but sure-i kinda knew it when i was like, eighteen? yeah, two years ago after his first art exhibit in which he wouldn't stop smiling and it was disturbing yet pretty cute and i was like, boy, he's adorable and i wanna kiss him? but it was just this teeny crush that didn't leave me like, completely heart broken or some shit like that for not dating him, since i wouldn't risk our friendship by confessing something i wasn't even that sure of, y'know.
jjk: but now i'm pretty sure that i like him, so that's all that matters
taehyung
q: hi will u be my daddy
kth: yes! oh boy do i need to print this very question and shove it on jimin's face whenever he calls me a twink again
q: hi
kth: what the buck is up!
q: will you marry me
kth: if you like long walks on the beach and holding hands i don't see why not
q: vkook ?
kth: thanks for putting my name first, gukkie's always like, no it's kookv, like he's the most relevant one in this partnership, can you fucking believe
jimin
q: got any dank memes?
pjm: [opens trench coat] i've got all of them
jin
q: will u cook for me ily
ksj: i've already got three mouths to feed but we can work this out, love you too, random citizen
yoongi
q: will u be my dad [creepy ass moon emoji]
myg: there's already an infant demanding all of my attention at the moment so no, thanks
me aka kyle
q: how did you manage to come up with such a good plot
a: OH sbvdhghf IM i dont even think its that good but tysm child i just like the whole "im gay and do gay stuff but im also very heterosexual, mind u" thing because thATS ME RIGHT There except that im pansexual but that was basically my inspiration
q: hi yu so cute
a: YELLS iN PORTUGUESE im not cute but thank u 😤😤
q: GIVE ME MY FUCKIN TAEKOOK GROCERY SHOPPING DRABBLE RAT FACE
a: ITS ALREADY BEEN POSTED U BULLY
q: i wish i was an ion so i could form an exothermic bond with you !!!! (im suave af)
a: u just successfully swept me off my pathetic feet cam i love u
q: Were you bitten by a radioactive book that gave you amazing writing powers don't deny it
a: OH FRCIK IVE BEEN EXPOSED thank u so much me luv i just rped lots when i was 14-15 n now i am able to write wit all my meme potential
