Naturally Random

Chapter 32- I Learn Something New Every Minute

A glare, hm, I shouldn't have been surprised.

I raised an eyebrow at him, "Am I supposed to read your mind or something?"

Biker-dude scowled and released my arm, ignoring my comment, "Why are you sighing?"

I gave him a confused look, "Because I can?"

He glared at me and crossed his arms, "I know that. But, why are you so gloomy all of a sudden? Ever since Keith..." Our eyes widened as he gaped at me, "You like him!"

Oh no, no, no... This is bad, this is bad!

Mission abort! Mission abort! We're sinking, I repeat, we are sinking!

Quick Jess! Do something? Act natural!

"Moo..." I blurted out, stupidly. Earning an incredulous look from biker-dude.

Moo? Moo?! That wasn't what I was supposed to do when I thought of acting natural!

Ah, shoot. I was totally doomed.

He shook his head and glared at me, "How long?"

I pretended to act stupid, "You want me to measure something?"

His glare hardened, "Cut it, Jess. I know now, you can't hide this anymore. And why didn't you just tell him?"

For some reason, I did not wanted to discuss this with biker-dude whether he knew or not, I didn't wanted to discuss something like this with him.

So, I went with the best option.

I screamed, making biker-dude take a cautious step back, "It's raining cats and dogs!" With that, I turned around and made a mad dash towards my house.

Fortunately, biker-dude didn't follow me. But I was afraid that he might tell someone about this and soon it'll be all over the school.

I had to talk with biker-dude as soon as possible. But just tomorrow at school so I would have some time to think about all this.

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"...And remember, apples are always important. So don't forget about the apple. Be good, bye." After a round of my mom's daily school instructions she drove away.

I shook my head, as I watched my mom leave. Doesn't she ever forget about these rules? I bet she was in the military before.

I turned around and made my way towards the entrance. A couple of kids were wandering around the school yard as some jocks were playing football.

Some were sitting under a tree, reading books. Seeing them made me wonder if they were in the drama club.

'Cause seriously, seeing someone reading a book under a tree just reminds me of some dramatic movie.

As I entered the school hallways, I made my way towards my locker.

My eyebrows shot up in surprise when I saw biker-dude leaning against the locker beside mine, staring at his phone's screen. Why was he there...?

My eyes widened as realization dawned on me, oh shoot.

Okay, so I was kind of prepared for this moment but didn't expect for the moment to happen so soon.

Luckily, biker-dude hadn't noticed me because he was busy typing away on this phone, so I had a chance to flee from here.

I quickly glanced around the hallway and spotted the janitor's closet. My eyes lit up as I shot a glance at biker-dude and quickly sprinted over to the closet.

I opened it and stepped inside, shutting the door behind me. I dropped my bag beside my feet and let out a breath in relief.

I felt around for the light switch and pressed it as soon as I found it. The room lit up and I only saw a bunch of cleaning supplies. Jan-Dan never gets bored, does he?

I needed a way to get to class, I couldn't hide in the closet for the whole day even if I wanted to. But how do I get out of here?

Biker-dude was surely waiting for me, and since I didn't know where he'd be right now, I wasn't going to risk this.

I looked around the room for something I could escape with but I found nothing... Except for cleaning supplies.

I threw my head back and groaned in annoyance, that's when my eyes landed on the air vent on the ceiling.

My eyes lit up, perfect! I could escape through there! That's it, desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Now, all I needed was something to unscrew the screws that were keeping the air vent closed. This was a janitor's closet, this place has got to have a screwdriver.

I looked around and shuffled through the stuff sitting on the shelves, muttering, "Come on, come on... There has to be something..." My hand felt a small solid object and I grabbed it.

I grinned when I saw that it was exactly what I needed, "Bingo."

I took a bucket and placed it upside down on the ground, I stepped up on it and reached out to the screws on the air vent.

I screwed the first one loose and was on to the second one when the door knob twisted and to my utter horror, Principal Gibbs appeared in the doorway, gaping at me.

I smiled sheepishly as he asked, "What are you doing in here?"

I beamed at him, "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to."

He looked flabbergasted, "What possessed you to do such a thing?"

I shrugged, "I don't know, I'm just naturally random."

He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, then he looked at me, "My office, now."

I got off the bucket and stepped outside the janitor's closet. Principal Gibbs shut the door behind us and I turned around, waving the screwdriver.

"Can I keep this?" I asked, innocently.

He sighed in exasperation and snatched it from me, "Just walk."

I gave him a mock salute and turned around, "Yes, sir-ee."

With that, I marched towards the Principal's office.

Wow, barely a month in this school and I'm already in trouble. This has to be some sort of Guinness record or something.

Oh wait... If my mom finds out, I would have to dig my grave.

I hoped that the Principal knew about mercy.

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