Radio: His names Alfred, he started on tv, Use to be so innocent and so sweet, but now all he wants to do is party, put on fake golden teeth, and act really trashy!
America: This song is to let everybody know, I'm totally out of control! And I try to pick up more black fans, by acting ratchet and shaking my fat ass! Tweeting hot pics all day. Check out my Florida! I'm gonna twerk all night, all i needs my crackpot alright! So la da di da di, who has some weed, give it to Alfred, because I really love drugs!!
Sealand: Alfred's so cool!
Wy: Let's do drugs too! *Holds up cocaine*
America: I am desprate, for attention, that is why I make this video, acting like a classy sex crazed hoe! I was country, now i'm slutty! If it wasn't for my daddy, I'd be flipping burgers at Wendy's! Yeah yeah!
Radio: His name's Alfred and he got a haircut. Now he looks like Zayn Malik, he's having an identity crisis, England must have really messed him up.
England: *Shows soup with letters spelling out, My Son's going to hell*
America: With my homeboys shaking my fat ass! *Twerks*
Cuba: We aren't your homeboys and you're ass flat! I mean come on, you're a rich white guy, this whole urban act is obnoxious and racist! *Slaps him*
America: This is Kiku Honda my fiance!
Japan: Honey please stop acting like a drunk douche!
America: I'm so high and horny, gonna make out with a barbie! so la di di dum! I stick out my tongue, more then anyone, because I think it looks hot!
Other Allies and Axis: No it does not! God damn it stop!
Japan: This is softcore, anime porn.
America: Shut up Japan and pour me more wine!
Japan: Who the hell invited that idiot Prussia?
Prussia: You're all ugly! Compared to me! Especially Alfred and Spain!
America: At least I'm not a douche who think's he's awesome!
Prussia: You dick!!! *Tackles him*
Radio: Oh snap Gilbert just tackled Alfred. Now them crazy bitches are wrestling. This is one extremely messed up party, oh shit Alfred just ripped out Gilbert's piercing.
Prussia: *Screams*
Radio: God please help us now their both are twerking.
America and Prussia: *Twerks*
Radio: And both of their mouths are started foaming! Looks like they took too much heroin.
England: *Shoots self*
Radio: I am done narrating, this is too disgusting!
