America: I am hot and 19. I have no clue what heart break even means. But I make this song about it, after England dumped me that cold hearted wiz.
America: What was that It felt like I just got punched!
???: You're ex boyfriend send me here to kick you're ass! He said make sure he needs to get beat up!
America: That hurts!! He took this song too seriously! It's just a song based on our break up! Was it enough that he left me? Now he wants to kill me! Who is that kicking me?
???: Here's a clue, I say you can't see me, I'm the strongest in the axis!
America: Umm are you Germany?
Germany: Ja!
America: What did I do to deserve this?
Germany: On his birthday you got him nothing you dick!! Instead you got yourself mcdonalds!
America: But hamburgers are my life.
Germany: And that's why I'm kicking your ass!
America: Someone save me from this German dude!
Russia: Now you'll learn the power of Mother Russia!
America: Don't tell me England also sent you!
Russia: That's right!! Remember last Christmas! You got him nothing you will pay! Instead you got that dumb horror movie!
America: But horror movies are badass!
Russia: How dare you be so selfish! *Chokes America*
America: Ouch stop that! He was being a bitch!
Russia: You see the power of Mother Russia!
America: Who's biting my ass oww!!?
China: It was me China, I let my Panda bite you're ass! I'm gonna use my karate skills, and beat you're ass now!
France: Valentines is coming, gotta turn this pain to loving, this fighting is unaccepable, I must save America!! *Shoots arrow at China and Russia*
Russia: China, will you care to make love with me?
China: Strangely yes I would aru~!"
Russia: America, will you care to make love, with us both.
America: Eww no!!
Russia: You will join this threesome.
America: I will join this threesome.. *Gets hypnotized*
Russia: You're gonna need stitches after this America, kolkolkol! *Unzips pants*
China: *unzips pants*
America: *Licks lips*
