Nordics: This song totally worthless! It's so cliche! It's got bad lyrics, and stupid sax music, talk dirty if you heard it, this sounds just like it, why the hell are we dancing? In front of black markets?
Prussia: Ok! This song also sounds a whole lot like talk dirty, crossed with a jewish wedding song, uhh, I look like I took too much crack, with these scary tattoos, like i just came out of prison prison prison, these boys choreography's shitty shitty shitty, I can't watch it no more!
Denmark: Right now you're prob asking why, my voice is low, then gets really high! And why I'm kicking this guy! *Kicks Sebastian with his high heel*
Sebastian: Can you stop you're heel went in my eye!!
Denmark: I'm the tallest in the group, but believe, I can steal yo man, if you wonderin if I can, go ahead, ask his fine ass!
Sweden: I am having trouble getting these glasses off my face, I am the Swedish guy of the group, we got one from every race.
Russia: Nuh ah! You don't got an Asian!
Sweden: Ooo we must have spaced! This Icelandic, can't sing so he can be replaced.
Nordics: This song is how we are worth it! Worth having sex with, as if were gay men, or strippers tryna get rich! But in this vid were acting, like powerful men, abusing these guys! It doesn't make any sense!
Finland: I am the cutest in the group! And I am Sweden's beautiful wife! But our stylist has no clue, he dressed me in this unsexy suit! Eww!
Agni: It's because in this vid, you play wall streets executives!
Finland: Who came up with that concept?
Agni: I dont know, but it is sure stupid!
Norway: I am trying way to hard to be sexy to hot dudes, I wink and twerk my ass around, I do every cliche move. I want boys to say I'm hot in the comments for this vid. I look like Russia and Latvia had a kid.
Nordics: Were the gay one direction, we're a collection, of past contestants, the X factor reject us!
France: But I got an erection, first time I saw them. And so I signed them, and now they let me shag them.
Prussia: Ok! This song also sounds a whole lot like talk dirty-
Finland: Stop the music! No Prussia! Bad Prussia! You're second verse is the same as you're first!! What's the point? Get your lazy ass out of here! And start the video back up!
Men: We are suing you!
Nordics: Why?!
Agni: Cause we both been harassed!
Sebastian: You made me squeeze you're junk!
Agni: And you stuck you're golf club up my ass!
Claude: This is unacceptable behavior it cannot past! And I demand justice clients and I want it fast!
France: You can sue them penniless, but now their all worthless, they lost all their cash, in the stock market!
Nordics: WHAT?
France: Sorry boys you're now homeless!
Nordics: *Cries*
Finland: God damn it! I told you guys we shouldn't have invested Donald Trump! AHHHHHHHHHHH
