Dangan Ronpa One shots (Dr.Nagito Style)

What if Tanaka The Forbidden One Was Your Dad?

You walk through the doors of your house with your head down, hoping you won't be noticed. "Ah, the offspring of a demon and a mere mortal has returned, please, do explain what demonic acts you committed on this day." You stop in your tracks when you hear your Dad's voice boom through the entire house. You almost laugh at his unusual wording, "Have you conjured up any more demonic poetry from the underworld?" He questions. Dad always encourages you to write poetry about dark things because he claims his 'Devas' like my poetry about the underworld. You can't present any 'demonic poetry from the underworld' today because of some group from the land of the dead came and destroyed your work. 'Oh no I'm beginning to take up Dad's wording...' You think.

The Dark Lord is still looking at you expectantly, awaiting your answer, "Um... I don't have any today..." You mumble. He looks at you with a shocked expression and a couple of hamsters poke their head out if his scarf to look at you. You always bring home poetry everyday! Your parents would find it very strange if you come home without any new ideas. "What kind of curse has been placed on my conjurer of evil words to interfere with your poetry?!" Of course he instantly comes to the colclusion that you have been cursed. That is very like your father. "No... Don't worry, I'm not cursed. Today was just... Really busy, I guess..." You feel bad, not telling the truth. Your dad, or 'The Dark Lord', looks at you sceptically, "Are you absolutely sure you are not cursed? My Devas are not convinced." Welp, if the hamsters aren't convinced you've got no hope, you decide you should probably just tell him what happened. He's your father after all.

"Well... The truth is... Some kids at school tore up my poetry book... But you shouldn't worry about it, okay? It's be sorted out!" You admit. Although, he stopped listening past the tearing up of your book. You could almost see the shadows intensify around your father as his expression changes to that of anger. "These meagre Underworld rejects shall be eliminated of your presence!" He yells. You flinche when he says he's going to 'eliminate' them. This will not turn out well... What if the teachers call the police when they see him walking in to the school?!

"Um... That... Won't be necessary, Dad..." You mumble, he looks at you in disbelief. "Well of course it is necessary! They have removed the pages that held my great apprentice's finest work from existence! They must be removed aswell!" He continues to yell about removing your classmates from existence while you let out a sigh and think of all the possibilities that could come of this.

The next day when you walk into your classroom, the Underworld Rejects are there... You sigh as you quietly walk over to your desk. "Hey! I thought we told you not to attend school without a talent!" They call to you. Just as they say that, someone walks through the doors to your classroom. You immediately know who it is. "You must be the Underworld Rejects who have been harrassing my Cunjurer!" He yells. 'Oh no, no no no no... I hope like hell he knows he can't hurt highschool students!' You silenty pray he won't do anything too harmful. "What? Who the fuck are you?" One of them ask. "I am Tanaka The Forbidden One! And I am here to prevent you from continuing your unworthy actions towards my apprentice!" He yells in their face, "Pff, are you like this kid's dad or something?" One skoffs at him. "Hey! Aren't you the guy I bought my dog from? Yeah! You are!" The group member who always stays back suddenly speaks up about adopting a dog from your dad. "Shut up! Idiot!" The group leader scolds. "The dog you gave us is awesome! I've never had a pet so well behaved!" The group member speaks enthusiastically, ignoring the death glares he's recieving from his leader. Your dad's expression changes from being angry, to a proud smirk.

Just then, the teacher walks into the classroom. 'Thank goodness...' You sigh in relief, hopefully the teacher breaks them up without reporting my Dad to anyone. Your teacher looks between the group and your dad in confusement. Dad turns to my teacher and begins to speak, "I do hope you will prevent these Underworld Rejects from further harassing my apprentice!" He says. He then waves to you and leaves the classroom... Well, it wasn't as bad as you thought it would be but it's not that great that your dad called a group of kids 'Underworld Rejects' infront of a teacher, but pushing that aside, he shouldn't get reported to the police like you thought he would be.

The teacher ended up speaking to you and the kids who've been bullying you. You told your side of the story and in the end, the kids ended up being moved to a different class than your's they probably don't want your Dad to come back and talk to them, so the staff have been keeping a close eye on the students. So that reduced the bullying a surprising amount. 'I guess they just had to have my Dad come so they would realise how bad it really was!' You thought happily to yourself. Eventually, you were able to go to school without fearing thw worst, because of your Dad from the underworld!

*Extended Ending*

You read the poetry about the fiery abyss to your Dad's hamsters. The hamsters appear to be pretty interested. Can they even understand what your talking about? The hamsters are sitting in your lap while you read the poems aloud to them while your Dad stands behind you reading over your shoulder with a proud expression.

*XD How would YOU like it if Gundam was your dad?? Personally, I would feel blessed.