phil: morning, dan!
dan: yo bitch
phil: ...
dan: i mean uh *good morning you lovely ray of sunshine that i'm lucky to have in my life
dan: autocorrect, am i right?
phil: oh my god you are such a dork
dan: you love me
phil: shut up. anyway, guess what's TOMORROW
dan: what?
phil: your BIRTHDAY 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
dan: yay, can't wait to be one year closer to death
phil: you get to skype me, remember?
dan: that's definitely worth being one year closer to death <3
phil: anyway, i have to send you a birthday card. what's your address?
phil: if you don't want to give it to me that's fine
dan: [address]
phil: thank you :)
phil: i have a few things to do, text you tomorrow okay?
dan: okay <3
