The signs when they walk into a bar

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Aries: flirts with girls

Taurus: just buys a drink

Gemini: gets married

Cancer: passes out immediately

Leo: *walks back out*

Virgo: watches intensely as everybody drinks

Libra: flirts with guys

Scorpio: buys everyone a drink

Sagittarius: just stands there clueless

Capricorn: sits in a booth alone

Aquarius: buys every drink in the bar

Pisces: never walks in the bar

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