The signs in a street fight

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Aries: dodges every single punch

Taurus: starts crying

Gemini: aims for the crotch everytime

Cancer: sweeps the leg

Leo: just shouting terrible trash talk the whole fight

Virgo: pisses themselves with fear

Libra: calls in backup

Scorpio: most likely to pull out a gun

Sagittarius: falls without even being hit

Capricorn: trying to distract them by pointing and saying "look!"

Aquarius: actually runs away because they don't want to chip a nail

Pisces: born to win

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