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seven

nate:

nate: who is this and why is he all over your snap story

sammy: i havent met that man before

gilinsky: name, age, and occupation now

genesis: youre not my parents i can go on dates without giving out their entire government to you guys🙄

johnson: tell mason i said hi

nate: it has a name

genesis: he* not it

sammy: is he older than you or younger cause his haircut says senior in high school

gilinsky: does he have a stable job with a good income

johnson: if hes anything like us leave him

genesis: why do you even care it was one date to the movies

nate: we're just looking out for you we dont want you going out with some loser who doesnt deserve you

sammy: youre an amazing girl and deserve the best

gilinsky: and we'll make sure you get the best

johnson: aka make sure you dont end up with any of us

genesis: youve touched my heart

genesis: i love you guys so much 💞

nate: now will you tell us about him

sammy: other than his name

genesis: mason is twenty three and is in college for a masters in business and works at a restaurant

gilinsky: what kind of restuarant

johnson: you aint dating no patty flipper on my watch

sammy: if its any fast food restuarant other than Chick Fil A or Popeyes you cant see him anymore

genesis: why Chick Fil A and Popeyes😂

nate: popeyes got the best chicken tbh its better than kfc

gilinsky: kfc been greasy recently (a/n thats the kfc near my house right now)

johnson: and Chick Fil A chicken taste like it was raised in a wonderful home with great privileges

sammy: what😭

genesis: he works at some new italian restuarant

nate: do you plan on seeing him again

genesis: no

johnson: why

genesis: he was nice and funny just not somebody i see myself in a relationship with and he understands and we're still going to be friends

sammy: that translates to never speaking again

genesis: we have a lunch date next week

nate: lunch is our thing

genesis: we can get dinner and go home for dessert papi☺️

nate: friday?

sammy: im jealous i want a date with genesis

genesis: im free on tuesday daddy😘

sammy: ill pick you up at 8

nate: how you just gonna plan a date with him while we're planning a date

nate: this is why my only relationship is with my weed

genesis: i can do things for you the weed cant baby👅💦

gilinsky: *casually ignores conversation and hits up madison*

genesis: you babysitting tonight?

gilinsky: babysitting that pussy

johnson: go to sleep that didnt even make sense😭

gilinsky: fuck all of you

genesis: dont leave daddy😔

sammy: WHAT

sammy: im daddy

genesis:

genesis: please choke me

gilinsky: cant i have to babysit😒

johnson: you fucking idiot

johnson: that was like a free pass into her pants and you choose to go help madison with her schoolwork

johnson: good bye

sammy: johnson is literally the funniest person alive😭

nate: legit have tears in my eyes😂😂

genesis: its his loss but at least we know hes faithful madison's lucky👌🏽

johnson: if only the size of his dick matched up with his loyalty

nate: johnson chill😭

genesis: j is so sassy

sammy: #kingofclapbacks