THE BEST BULLSHIT OF 2016.

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So. I'm all on Google, searching random shit and I come across an article, that made my blood pressure drop to my damn ankles...let's take a look! 


Sun Kil Moon "Glad" That Michael Jackson Is Dead on New Song: 

"He's dead, and to me it ain't that fuckin' sad."


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Today, and continued their collaborations together with a new song called "He's Bad." It's a song where Mark Kozelek lists all the reasons why he doesn't like Michael Jackson. It's available to hear 

The song references are  from last month:

They said, 'Did you hear the latest on him?They found child porno at his place.And animal torture videos.'Is the latest on him true? Well, I don't fucking know 

But if I had a son, would I let him get into a car with Michael Jackson?

Fuck no.


Another excerpt:

I'm sorry for the bad things his father did to himBut it doesn't add up to building a Willy Wonka trap for kidsAnd changing the color of your god-given skin.

Kozelek repeatedly references Jackson's plastic surgeries, said he "talked like a nine-year-old girl" and says he doesn't "give a flying fuck what he meant to the mainstream world." Later he calls Jackson "one seriously fucked up dude" and compares him to O.J. Simpson.


EXCUSE ME. O.J. IS A MURDERER.

MICHAEL COULDN'T HELP THE SKIN OF HIS COLOR CHANGING. THE WORLD AND GOD HIMSELF KNOWS THAT. SIR, DO YOU LIVE UNDER A DAMN ROCK?

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, IF YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW IF IT'S TRUE (WHICH IT'S NOT) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WASTING A BEAT AND STUDIO TIME CREATING THIS BULLSHIT, THAT TWITTER IS JUST GONNA DRAG YOU FOR ANYWAY. 

YOU'RE IRRELEVANT ANYWAY. YOUR OPINIONATED ASS TRACK AND UNKNOWN ASS CAREER IS TRASH. MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET? MICHAEL CHANGED THE DAMN MAINSTREAM. YOU SAY 'MICHAEL' OUT LOUD AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA PROBABLY RESPOND 'JACKSON'...IF I SAY "JESU AND SUN KIL MOON" PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT JAPANESE PORN. HAVE SEVERAL SEATS AND SIT YOUR FUCKED UP, WACK ASS, UGLY ASS SONG RIGHT BESIDE YOU. 


HERE. ARE. THE. LYRICS.


"He's Bad"
(with Jesu)

All day we were stuck at the airport in New Castle
With a lousy night before and now with our flight to Holland canceled
Pretty girl with long blond hair and light blue eyes
Stand behind us staring off into her cyber life
I asked "Are you on the next flight to Amsterdam too?"
And she said "No, I'm off to Greece" I said "Ah, what is it that you do?"
She said "I'm a dancer doing a production base don Michael Jackson"
The guys asked what her and I talked about, I said "a Michael Jackson dance production"
They said, "Did you hear the latest on him? They found child porno, at this place and animal torture videos"

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah


Is the latest on him true? Well I don't fuckin' know
But if I had a son, would I let him get into a car with Michael Jackson? Fuck no
I'm sorry for the bad things that his father did to him
But it doesn't add up to building a Willy Wonka trap for kids and changing the color your God given skin
He made creepy videos the popular kids liked back in the eighties
And once over a balcony, he dangled a baby
And did the moon walk, and talked like a nine year old girl
I don't give a flying fuck what he meant to the mainstream world
Roman Polanski went down in flames and was incarcerated
But this young little kid addict will be forever be celebrated
A hundred plastic surgeries and paid two hundred million to shut people up
Took someone's child like it was nobody's business and dragged them around on a tour bus

He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's dead and to me, it ain't that fuckin' sad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's dead and to me, it ain't that fuckin' sad

See I covered a beautiful song by the Jackson 5
But I believe I wore this better off with Michael dead than alive
No grown man should have a house full of children's toys
For the purposes of luring and oppressing young little girls and boys
Would you let Michael Jackson spend the day alone with your kid?
If the answer is yes, you're a fuckin' sycophant
If the answer is yes, you are beyond fanatic
And you have less love for your own children than you do for Michael Jackson
Michael was a pop king, therefore made his own rules
Created a new face and paid off his woes and blues
Love his music, dress up like him for Halloween all you want to
But that guy was, as far as I'm concerned, one serious fucked up dude
If his music touched you and deeply moved you
Well, that's what pop music is supposed to do
But if you think he was a good guy for little kids, that he didn't do
Well I personally thing that you are a Pollyanna fool
You might say "Don't you know that Michael was acquitted?"
Well do was another rich celeb on his criminal trial, named OJ Simpson

He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's dead and to me, it ain't that fuckin' sad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's bad and he's dead now, I'm glad
He's dead and to me, it ain't that fuckin' sad

He didn't stop 'til he got enough
He didn't stop 'til he got enough
He didn't stop 'til he got enough
He didn't stop 'til he got enough
He didn't stop 'til he got enough
He didn't stop 'til he got enough
He didn't stop 'til he got enough



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SIDE NOTE: I tweeted one of the makers of "Legends Panel" about this and they RESPONDED. We may get an episode thanks to me! XD 

IM EXCITED AS THE FUCK.

PEACE!

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