Being a sore loser

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From : MayorofLondon@itsMail.com

To : BigHitter@itsMail.com

Subject : RE. RE. It’s me again

November 29, 2011 10:33PM Sunday

Mr. Anthie,

     How in the world do you get 3.2 gray hairs? Is that a ratio? For every three blond hairs you have, there are two gray hairs to compensate that? Wow, that image is just wrong old man! And we did not tie! You’re supposed to let me win. So un-gallant! And don’t remind me of those chocolate chip pancakes. I was so sick this morning! Uh, that was horrible. I should have just had one pancake. But what can I say, being sad makes me hungry.

     I’ll just wait for the right time to tell you. I mean, we have only known each other for about three weeks now. Definitely not enough time to form a friendship.

     And don’t tell me you just quoted The Hangover to me…

     I’m shaking my head at you right now…

     What am I to do with you, Anthony.

                      London

                       (not Chocolate Pancake) 

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