November 18

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:03 AM Tuesday

                You know what’s the cutest thing in the world?

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From : 1(509) 222-****

November 18, 2011 9:07AM Tuesday

                I don’t know. A puppy?

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:08AM Tuesday

                Nope. Try again… but you are close.

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From : 1(509) 222-****

November 18, 2011 9:08AM Tuesday

                Umm… our Physic’s teacher, Mr. Benison, trying to read the role call list? He really should get better glasses…

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:13AM Tuesday

                Haha, not even close. Actually, I was talking about you. You are so shy in person. When I came up to you in the hallway this morning… priceless. I mean, your expression was completely shocked speechless. But don’t worry; you’re not the first girl to become speechless over my fabulous body.

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From : 1(509) 222-****

November 18, 2011 9:14AM Tuesday

                Oh shut up about that!! I already told you that I was quite shy. It’s just easier to text people… I guess… and what the hell? How was I close when I talk talking about a puppy!? Is that a nice way of saying that I’m pretty close to a female dog?!

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:30AM Tuesday

                Wooow, I was not going in the direction of saying that you were a female dog. (I’m actually shaking my head at you right now) I was thinking of more along the lines of you looking pocket sized, like a puppy. I never actually stood next to you until this morning so I had no idea of how short you really were. I was wondering, what does the underside of a refrigerator look like, exactly.

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:32AM Tuesday

                Don’t give me that glare. It only reinforces the puppy reference :)

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From : 1(509) 222-****

November 18, 2011 9:34AM Tuesday

                Just because I’m not a whopping 6’5” doesn’t mean I’m short. The national average is 5’5” and I am 5’6” so shut it… I’m actually taller than the average so in your face! And time to stop; Mr. Benison is handing out a pop quiz.

                I hope you fail!

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:34AM Tuesday

                FYI, I’m actually 6’2”, sun bleached brunette, devilishly handsome eyes, loves long walks on the pier,  and loves short girls with dark hair and a quick tongue.

Love you honey, ;) hope you pass too.

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:40AM Tuesday

Londie, Londie, Londie!!! What’s the answer to number four, A?

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:43AM Tuesday

Haha, I’m just sending this text to make you jump again…

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From : 1(509) 555-****

November 18, 2011 9:48AM Tuesday

Did you hurt yourself last time?

P.s your panties are showing… their cute. Racer flag, right?

Too bad you won’t get this until after class… ;)

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From : 1(509) 222-****

November 18, 2011 10:00AM Tuesday

                I hate you, jerk.

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