Harry Potter One-Shots

Would You Do It For The Vine?

"Potter?"

Harry didn't even bother to turn around to see who it was. He already knew it was Malfoy wanting answers.

"What d'you want, Malfoy?"

"Just a moment ago you were kissing me, Potter!"

Harry relived the moment. Those pale lips on his, his fingers entwined in that perfect, blonde hair, feeling his chest against his. So close.

And then running to the bathroom with Malfoy chasing him.

"Oh, I know." Harry said in a monotone.

"Why did you kiss me?" Draco asked angrily, but wanting another kiss.

"I did it for the vine."

Draco frowned.

"What?"

"I did it...for the vine."

Harry turned with a rectangular object in his hands. Draco realized that it was one of those Muggle phones.

"I recorded it all on Vine. I did it for the Vine, Malfoy. I did it for the Vine."

And then Harry began showing the Vine video.

Draco snatched out his wand and set the phone on fire.

"AH BUT IT'S TOO LATE!" Harry cried,"IT'S ALREADY POSTED FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!!"

"NOOOOOO MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!"

"IF YOU TELL HIM THEN HE'LL KNOW THAT WE KISSED!"

"BUT YOU KISSED ME!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WE STILL KISSED!"

"KISS MY ASS, POTTER!"

"Ok."