Cross Fight B-Daman Scenarios; [hiatus]

Character Scenario 2: Simon ~ Therapy

CHARACTER SCENARIO 2: SIMON ~ THERAPY

Riki: Simon, I think we need to work on your random fear with girls...

Simon: M-me? Afraid of those weak twats?! Why would I have fear with th—

Riki: *shows a picture of Sumi*

Simon: *furiously blushes* K-KYAAAAAA!! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!! *takes the picture and tears it into pieces*

Riki: Uh-huh. You need a therapy.

Simon: NO I DON'T!!! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, RIKI RYUGASAKI!! *flounces nose*

**fastforward to Yuki's office**

Dr. Yuki: So, how may I help you for today?

Simon: WE DON'T!!!

Riki: My friend needs therapy.

Dr. Yuki: With that kind of attitude, yes, yes he does.

Simon: eXCUSEM VWAH?????!?!?!?! %#*?!\=[*]^€]!!!

Riki: He also has that weird fear of girls, in which we don't get. Like, what's so scary about women anyway??

Dr. Yuki: You'll know when you're older, Riki.

Riki: Oh...

Dr. Yuki: But for your friend, I have the perfect vent therapy for his fear! :D *goes near them* get him to play Yandere Simulator~

Simon: *calms down* Oh, a game? I bet I'll be the best at it!

**they all go home, and Simon downloads the game**

Simon: Okay, time to see what this stupid this is about!

(Yandere Simulator main menu screen shows the female main character)

Simon: KYAAAAAA!!! THIS IS A TRAAAAAP!! *starts the game anyway*

**sees the convenient weapon lying on the ground**

Simon: THIS GAME IS MOSTLY GIRLS UAHAKANWOWHSHBSLSHSOWNSNALUW!/!:!/&2&02$/62*]£]€+]!\!!!! *grabs katana and kills someone* DIE GIRLS, DIEEEEE!!! DIEEEEE!!!

*character visibly insane, Senpai notices*

*gets a game over screen*

Simon: Screw you, Senpai! I am here for a mass killing spree!!

**after one week**

Dr. Yuki: So, how's your therapy going?

Simon: It's going greaaaaaat~ >:D

Dr. Yuki: That's spectacular then~! Just make sure you won't do it in real life, okay?

Simon: You can't tell me what to do, Yuki... *holds syringe evilly*

Dr. Yuki: Oh no—

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I know I wasn't going to update (supposedly, because I'm tired af) but there is no waaaaay I can go to sleep well if this scenario is bugging my mind so... There you go XD

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