In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Because weird things just happen like that

"Here she goes again." he said, but I ignored him. "You...are NOT Lelouche Lamperouge." I said, a little more forcefully, and he frowned.

"Yes, I a-"

"NO. You're not." I cut him off.

SILENCE~~~~

"You...are Lelouche Vi Brittania of the Rebellion." I said, and Akira, Kago and Lucifer sweatdrop / anime fall.

"But, I-"

"Lelouche."

"Yes?"

"You don't need those glasses, do you?" I asked, and he freezes.

"Lucifer, take 'em off and look for the Geass." I said in a low tone, and Lucifer did so. Returning to me with a slight smirk on his face, he shook his head.

"There is no sign of it, Master." he said, and I narrowed my eyes at Lelouche. He seemed to shrink under my gaze. "Lelouche...untill C.C comes along and gives you the Geass, I will NEVER give up on naming you Lelouche Vi Brittania of the Rebellion." I said, dead serious, and my team sweat dropped at the LONG name being used like it was an everyday thing. I turned and glare at them.

"Be happy he doesn't look like Rai." Akira mumbled, and I grin.

"Cadis Etrama Di Raizel...the second most epic person ever." I said, and Akira cocked an eyebrow at me.

"Who's the first?" he asked, and I gave him an 'are-you-seriously-asking-me-that?' look.

"It's Goku." I said, and he nodded.

"I have taught you well, young grasshopper." he said, and I grinned

"I thank you for giving me your knowledge, Master Yoda." I replied

As we bickered, guess what? Baskerville came out-WITHOUT ME KNOWING-and cleaned up the body of the red haired girl and the blonde then left, leaving Kago feeling Alpha-less. I only noticed I wasn't angry anymore when it was Naruto's turn to battle. I should have remembered the others were still scared of what just happened, but noo, being the person I am, I couldn't read the atmosphere-or the terrified looks of their faces- and went and did something VERY inappropriate;

"What would happen if I suddenly went crazy?" I asked, and everyone froze, apart from my team, Lucifer, Kago and Akira.

"You already are crazy, woman." Sasuke muttered, and I sighed. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours." I said, ignoring the worried/annoyed/amused looks I got. Grinning like a madwoman, I looked at Lelouche.

"Lelouche. Your name and looks are the only things that are keeping you alive." I said. Someone on the rooms snorted.

"Then you're no better than Uchiha's fangirls." he said, and I choked on my saliva.

"Dude, have you seen this guy compared to Sasuke? He's so much hotter. Anyway, that's not why I'm letting him live, are you mad?" I said, and he cocked his head slightly. Ignoring the glares I was getting from Sasuke and/or his fans, I continued,

"Lelouche Vi Brittania of the Rebellion is way awesome; the holder of the Geass, best friend of Suzaku Kururugi, ally of Kallen and others, relationship with C.C varies between episodes." I said, and there was...silence...again. Sigh.

"What?" I asked, and Akira, Naruto, Lucifer and Kago all hide behind anything or anyone they could find.

"What?" I asked again, and there was a hand on my shoulder being held back by Baskerville. (Yeah, I don't have to say the speech anymore. I'M JUST THAT AWESOME)

"Kuroi, two things." came a voice. I grinned without turning around.

"Hey Rabbit. Kay, shoot." I replied, retracting Baskerville.

"One, Code Geass is only an anime. Two, you're up." he said, and I nodded.

"Awright, I've been waiting for this!" I said, and two voices replied as I reached the arena.

"So have we." they said. Turning around, I grinned when I piece two and two together. I would have to fight two Jounin. At once. My grin widened to a full blown smile when I saw who the Jounin were. Giggling sweetly, a sound that didn't match my murderous aura, I full out laughed, although it came out as a four year olds' laughter. (-_- I ain't supposed to be that squeaky, but hey, when I get happy or excited, it happens. Deal with it.)

"Hello, there. What gives me the pleasure of fighting the both of you at once?" I asked, and they both grinned.

"I think you already know 'what' gives you the 'pleasure' of fighting anything, Kuroi." said one. I snickered.

"So true." I replied.

"In any case, Hokage-sama has requested you be promoted to Jounin if you manage this." the other one added. I looked up to the stands where Akira and my team were, and waved.

"IMMA BE FUCKIN JOUNIN IF I PASS THIS!" I shouted, earning sweatdrops from the two in front of me. There was an aura that was dark, yet happier than other's at the moment. Looking around, I found it's owner soon. I smiled up at Gaara, and he gave me a slight smirk in return, nodding his head. I show him the peace sign, and he rolls his eyes, before-HESITANTLY-returning the same gesture. I grin and look back at the two in front of me.

"Let's go, Asuma, Kakashi-sensei."

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Holy Swiss Cheese, you NEVA saw that coming did ya? Did ya? Nope. It was kinda cunfuzzling at first, thinking about stuff, but after a while, I started wondering what the flying crayon I was worried about. Here's how it went;

Me: Hmm...I wonder what's gonna happen when XXXX and XXXX happens. Should I make Kuroi XXXX or XXX? What do I do, I'm so confused!

----TEN MINUTES LATER---

Me: Fuck this, she's gonna go all badass. Nuff said.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was my last few days. Hehe..... -_- yeah... anyways, Imma go before I make you think I'm a bigger idiot than I already am.

Bye~

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