I wrote this in free period in school when I was supposed to study for finals😅
~ZRONMAN🤖: why is this me lili
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: i do not take long -_-
ZRONMAN🤖: YOU ARE A WHOOLE LIE, U TAKE HOURS AND MY PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JAW ACHES
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: IM NOT A LIAR. UR A LIAR AND MY DICK ISN'T BROWN
ZRONMAN🤖: no shit liam, IF ANYTHING IT'S A SLIGHT PINK COLOR AND THE HEAD OF IT IS A BEAUTIFUL FURIOUS RED COLOR AND I JUST RLLY LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING
ZRONMAN🤖: LIKE I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON IT FOREVER LIKE A MEATBALL👅👅👅💦💦💦
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: omg that sounds disgusting
ZRONMAN🤖: ur face is disgusting😷
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: no it's not, u love my face. Everyone. Loves. My. Face.😐
ZRONMAN🤖: I don't, u look like a dry jelly donut half the time😳🍜
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: bitch.......
ZRONMAN🤖: 😘
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: that's why I prefer Zac Efron than u
ZRONMAN🤖: lol no hunty
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: lol yes hunty, he was my first guy crush tbh
ZRONMAN🤖: well I was a hoe for every guy on Disney channel, but ur right, Zac was fiiiiine in hsm🌚
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: YASSS HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL WAS THE SHIT EXCEPT FOR THE LAST ONE
ZRONMAN🤖: HSM 3 WAS A FUCKING DISGRACE, 0 STARS FROM ME❌❌❌❌
ZRONMAN🤖: OMFG DO U STILL REMEMBER BET ON IT?
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: AM I THE TYPE OF GUY WHO MEANS WHAT I SAY?
ZRONMAN🤖: BET ON IT, BET ON IT, BET ON IT💃🏽
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: *WALKS FURIOUSLY THOUGH GOLF COURSE, PRANCING SWIFTLY* OH, HOLD UP
ZRONMAN🤖: GIVE ME ROOM TO THINK *GRABS GOLF CLUB* BRING ON DOWN
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: *SWINGS AT HATERS* GOTTA WORK ON MY SWING, GOTTA DO MY OWN THING *STARES INTO REFLECTION OF A RIVER*
ZRONMAN🤖: LMAO WHATRE U DOING
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: IM BEING TROY BOLTON, WHATRE U DOING?
ZRON🤖: BEING ZAYN MALIK BISH, THATS BETTER THAN SOME DAMN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD
CaptainLiam🇬🇧: ERM I LIKE TROY BOLTON BETTER