Sexy Battle

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Gilbert Beilschmidt
24 minutes ago

I'm the sexiest among all of you! Kesesese. I'm the sexiest and the hottest nation
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Alfred F. Jones: Oh please Gil, we know I'm the hottest *removes glasses* *unbuttons shirt* right? *winks*

Francis Bonnefoy: I am the Country of Love hon. I am the hottest. *pours a glass of water on head* *strokes hair backwards* *licks lips* 

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: I am the hottest ya de! *leaves shirt half open* *unzips zipper* even Romano says so * winks*

Arthur Kirkland: My accent alone can make those ovaries explode *bites lip* *stares seductively*

Matthias Køhler: I am the hottest! I just finished taking a bath too *winks*

Herakles Karpusi: Just so you guys know, I have the highest sex rate in the world. You know what that means right? *winks*

Ivan Braginski: I am hottest da. Cause I'm Russian. *rips shirt*

Kiku Honda: This is terrible! A large Octopus is raping China!

Ivan Braginski: ...

Alfred F. Jones: What?!

Arthur Kirkland: Why is there a bloody Octopus in the first place?!

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Kiku, Video.

Kiku Honda uploaded a video

China: Ahh! Please stop it aru...ah...huh..huh...

Octopus: gahhhh

*slime all over China*
*China intensely blushes*
*Tentacles all over China's body restraining his movements*
*Octopus is playing with China's ---*

China: Ahh.. ah! ughh...mmm...stop..please... Japan...don't take..ah.. Video!

-end of video-

Alfred F. Jones: I lost...

Alfred Kirkland: ...total defeat

Francis Bonnefoy: ... For once, I agree with America...

Gilbert Beilschmidt: okay... I'm not the hottest, but at least I'm the most awesome nation.

Herakles Karpusi: ....

Matthias Køhler: ...

Ivan Braginski: Where is the octopus?! I'll kill it for violating my China da :)

Kiku Honda: RIP tako-san...

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