HOE part 1

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Omfg yall im so irritated right now

My grandpa over here being a lil hoe

Ok so lemme explain why LET ME TELL YALL WHY

so i just finished getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist  (lawd i hate the dentist , and i had to sit next to this really cute guy and spit was like flying out my mouth , and my lips were chapped, and it was just really akward and gross)

Well the dentist lady , whos eyebrows were so fleekish, said that i couldnt eat or drink anything for 30min since my teeth were just cleaned

So ya know me being me i was upset cuz me and food is like best friends but i was like ya know i can deal

Annywayy

We got in the car and i was exspecting us to go straigh home
But no
We went to chickfilia

And i was just like
FAM ....HEY FAM..... WYD THERE

and he was like imma get something to eat

And i was just like otay imma stay in the car cuz im not gonna get anything
1. I had to wait 30 min
2. I dont even like chickfilia like that

Ya know what he said

He said that i better get somthing from there cuz he wasnt gonna cook anything and he wasnt gonna go no where else once we were home

Bish
BIIIIISSSSHHHHH FUCK U MEAN

SO I WAS LIKE O-FUCKING-K amd i got a salad and a milkshake
Which wasnt a smart idea since milkshakes melt but whateva

So  we got in the car and my gramps starts munching on the food

And im sitting in the back feeling like one of those kids in the 50cents a day commercials

So i asked if i coud at least eat a cherry from my milkshake and he was like No

but i snuck a couple whips of the whip cream on top

I know it sounds like inwas complaining over nothing but i just felt like being a lil bitch so it is what it is

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Otay
Um
Yea
Omfg im feeling so fabulous cuz all these views YASSSSSS MY BITCHACHOS OML
but ok
Bye mi amors😗💋😗❤😗💋
-YL

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