A/N: WE HAZ RETURNED YAY XD
IN A DARK LAIR SOMEWHERE
Kylo Ren: finally...
Snoke: wut?
Kylo Ren: ITS MY BIRTHDAY! :D
Snoke: ... wasn't that a month ago?
Kylo Ren: NO! D: I AM HURT!
Snoke: ... what do you want, a cake?
Kylo Ren: I wanna KILL BB-8!
Snoke: what, the droid?
Kylo Ren: the JEDI droid
Snoke: oh. Well instead of killing him bring him to... DA DARK SIDE!
*lightning flashes*
Kylo Ren: ahh the scary lightning *hides under bed that was definitely not there before*
Snoke: -_- just go already
Kylo Ren: K *runs off*
ELSWHERE
Luke: use the Force, BB-8!
BB-8: why should I
Luke: cause UR A JEDI
BB-8: thug life
Luke: ?
BB-8: IM GOING ROGUE!
Luke: *gasps*
*the sound of the garage closing is heard. Poe enters the room*
Poe: hey guys I'm back from Tahiti
Luke: BB-8 is going rogue! :O
Poe: no be quiet. I just got back from vacation I need a nap *walks away*
BB-8: IM GOING TO GO ROB MCDONALDS! >:D
Luke: NOT MCDONALDS! >:O
BB-8: MUHUHAHAHA *rolls away*
Luke: *sobs*
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Rey: Luke?
Luke: THE HAPPY MEALS! *grabs Rey and shakes her violently* THE CHICKEN NUGGETS THAT AREN'T REAL CHICKEN!
Rey: ? okay... FINN HELP ME LUKE WENT CRAZY
Finn: *peeks head out of bunker* you all did
Rey: why the heck are you in a bunker
Finn: to hide out from you crazy people and this world without logic *ducks back inside the bunker*
Luke: *sobs heart out* THE DIRT CHEAP COFFEE THAT TASTES LIKE DIRT!!!!!!!
Rey: oh boy
MEANWHILE
BB-8: *rolls into Mcdonalds* put ur hands in the air
Customer: AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE! *starts dancing*
Customer 2: ooh a flash mob! *starts dancing*
*they start a flash mob*
BB-8: ...
Customers: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE! NANANANANA!
Mcdonalds Register Guy: dont worry this is totally normal
BB-8: ... oh well FLASH MOB! *joins in*
*the whole flash mob starts whipping to the Little Einsteins theme song* (A/N: Ive actually done this before at our homeschool end of the year celebration when I was supposed to be presenting)
Register Guy: totally normal- OOH LITTLE EINSTEINS!!! :D I LOVE THAT SHOW!
*Kylo Ren walks in*
Kylo Ren: what the kriff....
*the flash mob keeps whipping to Little Eisnteins*
Kyle Ren: ... *walks up to register* Ive come here for something important
Register Guy: sure kid, cool costume by the way
Kylo Ren: I AM THE REAL GUY
Register Guy: welcome to earth kiddo, nobody's real. Reality is an illusion and the earth is a hologram.
Kylo Ren: ?
Register Guy: what did you want that was so important?
Kylo Ren: you have something that I need
Register Guy: what?
Kylo Ren: ............ can I get two Happy Meals to go? And a soda. And extra fries
Register Guy: okay
Kylo Ren: *looks at the flash mob* and please hurry, this place is crazy
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