Stay Kewl With Da Dusketeers

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Irritated by all the lowly peasants trying to have a contest that's totally irrelevant because all know that I, Duskie, am awesomazingly amazing and awesome? Well, then, just hang out with Duskie and her sla-minio-followers. BECOME A DUSKETEER! If not because you love Duskie so much, just because the name is so cool.


B E N E F I T S :

• receive plenty of non-existent food

• be mailed plenty of non-existent money

• be given immunity to all non-existent danger

• be given supremacy over all non-existent people

• be allowed to help out Duskie while she's out murdering

• be given the right to call yourself better than the supporters of others



Doesn't this sound amazing? Just leave a comment if you'd like to become a Dusketeer! A bonus for new members : you're given a little ribbon name-tag thingy with YOUR username on it to say that you're a Dusketeer! Example:

Doesn't this sound amazing? Just leave a comment if you'd like to become a Dusketeer! A bonus for new members : you're given a little ribbon name-tag thingy with YOUR username on it to say that you're a Dusketeer! Example:

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