Once apon a time there was a green man. He lived in a green house. One morning he decided to have a shower, so he goes into the green shower, washes himself with green body wash. He was rinsing himself with green water when there is a knock at his green door. He wraps himself up in a green towel, goes down his green stairs and opens his green door. Standing at the door is a red woman. Then, the green towel slips and the green man flashes. The red woman runs across the road and dies.
The moral of the story is don't cross the road when the green man flashes.
