Amother is in thekitchen making dinner for her familywhen her daughter walks in. “Mother, wheredo babies come from?” The mother thinksfor a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommyand Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” Thedaughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I cameinto your room you had daddy’spenisin your mouth. What do you getwhen you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
