this isn't what I made up myself. Kenn Nisbitt wrote this
the mouse is misbehaving
the keyboards on the fritz
the computers not computing
but dropping bytes and bits
the hard drives click click clicking
the printers spitting ink
the CDs started stuttering
the screen is on the blink
the memory is fading
things are grinding to a halt
even worse I realise
it's properly my own fault
I thought it would be funny
it was really just a joke
I never thought the whole computer
would go up in smoke
I guess I learnt my lesson
when it comes to your PCs
it's best if you dont ever try
and feed your mouse some cheese
