Whydid I get divorced? Well, last weekwas mybirthday. Mywifedidn't wish me a happy birthday. My parentsforgot and so did mykids. I wentto work and even mycolleaguesdidn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I feltso special. Sheasked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited meto her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into thebedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. Shecame out 5 minutes later with a birthdaycake, my wife, myparents, my kids, myfriends, & mycolleaguesall yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
