If Nicki Minaj And Cotton Candy Had A Kid

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Here you go! <3 A new chapter. This chapter was actually much longer, so I decided just to split it into two parts. I'll upload the other in a few days. This isn't proof read. i just wanted to upload the chapter as fast as possible. Please ignore any mistakes. I'll edit when I have time. Enjoy <3 

Pink, too much pink.  And skin. That describes the person who walked through the door.  Her boobs were practically spilling out of her tight pink top, and you could almost see her underwear under her short pink mini skirt. Her brown hair was curled and she was wearing 8 inch heels. How did she manage to walk in them? And lastly her makeup was……well too much. Guess what color eye shadow and lipstick she chose to wear? Yep, it was pink. She connected her lips with Harry’s. Um, ever heard PDA? No? Oh, just me then.  Once she was finished attacking Harry’s face, she strolled towards the rest of us. The girl stopped in front of me. Eyed me up and down, and then she smirked. It’s her! Wow, really? You just hate me. Don’t you life? “Hi! I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Ashley.” Ashley said sweetly. Oh, how fake she is. So she’s really going to play dumb and act like she doesn’t know me? Cause I sure as hell remember her. “Ashley! It’s me Bella! We went to the same high school together.” I forced a smile. “I’m sorry. I don’t remember. High school was a blur” She pretended to think. Yeah, right bitch. You don’t even have a brain. “How about I refresh your memory? Don’t you remember you were the biggest slut in school?” She gasped. I could hear the others muffled laughs. “Oh, well at least I wasn’t an attention whore.” Ashley the bitch retorted. “Oh so you do remember? And by the way sweetie, if you think I was an attention whore, your brain is more messed up than I thought.” I smirked, which only made her angrier. “Well at least I’m not ugly!” She spat. She couldn’t come up with anything better than that? “At least I don’t look like Nicki Minaj and cotton candy had a kid.” I grinned.  At this point Niall was rolling on the floor while clutching his stomach. Thank you, I’ll be here all night. Not like I had a choice. “Do you mind? She’s my girlfriend.” Harry defended the bitch. Ouch, that hurt. He was seriously defending her? I mean I know we’re not on the best terms right now, but I used to be his best friend once. Well, at least he used to be mine.  I think he noticed that I was hurt by what he said, he opened his mouth to speak. “You know if your girlfriend actually was nice, I would too.” I said bitterly. “But you started it.” He mumbled. “No, the bit- your girlfriend started it a long time ago.” Okay, you could feel the tension in the air and it was awkward.  “Um, Louis?” I began. “Yes, love. What is it?” He asked softly. I guess he figured out that Ashley did something horrible to me, because he had a guilty look on his face. He shouldn’t though. It’s not his fault my ex best friend is dating a bitch. I gave him a small smile. “Do you think Macy and Chelsea can come over? I mean only if it’s okay with you guys.” They laughed. Probably remembering the crazy things we did together when they came here. It’s a long story. Let’s just say it involved my neighbor moving, cats, the police, a mattress, a traffic jam and being banned from one of the finest restaurants in California. “Of course, you guys are always welcome.” He grinned. “Okay, so I can just borrow your car and pick them up.” He burst out laughing. Why? What did I say? “I know what you’re trying to do. You’re going to leave and not come back. Liam and I’ll go pick them up, you just stay right here.” Louis smirked. I blushed.  Damn it! He figured out my plan. Stupid smart ass boy.  If my humiliation wasn’t already enough, my stomach decided now to signal that it’s hungry. All of them started laughing, except Ashley who had a disgusted look on her face. She probably didn’t eat, she looked like a toothpick for god’s sake! But some of us actually love food and need it to live. “Come on. We don’t want you to starve to death.” Danielle chuckled and pulling me towards the kitchen. “Is death still an option? It will save me from humiliating myself.” I muttered. “No, I need you. Who else is going to be my partner in crime?” Niall grinned.  I smiled at him. I’m lucky that I have these guys as my friends. I attacked them with a bone crushing hug each. Well except you know who. “Why this sudden show of affection?” Liam asked rubbing his arm. “Nothing special. I just love you guys.” I smiled sheepishly. “Now Liam, Louis you go pick up Macy and Chelsea. You know the address. And girls go make me food.  You Mr. Horan and Mr. Malik can accompany me in watching another movie.” I ordered. They groaned but did as I said. This was fun. They knew it was a joke though.

We decided to watch a horror movie then chose ‘The Final Destination’. Perrie and the girls ordered pizza instead since they were too lazy to make food. When I told them that, I just got three slaps in the head. Violent much? Louis and Liam weren’t back yet.  Niall, Zayn, Eleanor, Danielle, Perrie and I were huddled together on the floor. So that left Harry and Medusa to occupy the couch. Harry told us we could share the couch, but we declined. We said we wanted to give them their couple time, but to be honest I think it was because none of us wanted to be near them with their entire PDA thing. I didn’t talk though, because I’m still not going to forgive Harry.  I think it was a good idea to choose the floor because Ashley couldn’t go five minutes without sucking Harry’s face. Ew! Throughout the whole movie me and the girls were shouting things like ‘Don’t kill him he’s hot!’ and stuff like that. We finished the movie and were just lying there. Ashley was clutching onto Harry as if she let go someone would get her. “Why did we have to watch a horror movie? What if ghosts and spirits were real? And zombies came after me?” She rambled on. I laughed at her. “Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” I smirked. This was fun and its payback. Harry gave me a look that said ‘Don’t start’. Why was he defending her? Does he really like her? I think Zayn can read minds, because he whispered the answer to my question. “He doesn’t like her at all. It’s just that management wants him to date her for publicity. She thinks it’s real though, but to Harry it’s fake.” Oh, okay that makes sense. I knew my Haz would never date a bitch. Wait what?! Did I just call him my Haz? That boy is no longer here, he left then changed. You don’t know that, you won’t even give him a chance, my brain argued. Shut up.  The doorbell cut of my thoughts and I was thankful for that. Niall got up to answer it and I could smell the deliciousness that was pizza. Yummy! Niall brought over the five boxes of heaven and we started digging in. I stuffed my face pizza, probably not looking very attractive. Ashley had a disgusted look on her face. What’s her problem? “Ew, that’s disgusting. Are you a pig or a girl?” She asked disgusted. Wow, rude. “For your information I am a girl and I’m starving. And how I eat is none of your business.” I said rather rudely. No one makes fun of me while I’m eating. “No wonder you’re so fat.” The bitch smirked. That stung. Tears started to well up in my eyes. You don’t ever call a girl fat, you just don’t. I had a horrible past and she knew how it affected me. Now I lost my appetite. “Ashley want to see me do a magic trick?” Eleanor asked annoyed. She didn’t even wait for a response. “Abracadabra! No, you’re still a bitch. Guess I need more practice.” Eleanor smirked while the bitch gasped. “I think you should leave.” Harry said through gritted teeth. “Wait why? She started it.” Her voice was hurting my ears. “Now.” Harry demanded. She said some unpleasant words and left. That was sweet of him. He sighed before smiling. “Why are you smiling lad? You know you have to deal with her tomorrow.” Niall said. “I’m just glad she left. Her voice was hurting my ear drums. Now I you excuse me I have to wash my mouth with soap and take a long bath to get rid of her perfume.” Harry said and got up. I laughed and everyone looked at me before joining in. Harry gave me a smile which I returned. He looked surprised. Then he left with a grin on his face. He just made the bitch leave, because she hurt me. At that moment I knew my Harry wasn’t completely lost. I’m not saying I’m forgiving him, just that the boy who used be my guardian was still there.

It had been just five minutes when Harry came back. Clean and changed. The slamming of the door brought all our attention to it. In walked angry Macy and Chelsea with Liam and Louis laughing behind them. What happened? They both sat on the floor with the rest us. “Care to explain what happened?” I asked. Chels and Mac groaned. Before Chelsea decided to explain. “These idiots made us were blindfolds, because Louis and Liam here insisted that if we knew the way to the beach house we would escape with you.  The two morons didn’t even think about that we didn’t have a car. Then we said some unpleasant things to them and they purposely dove over every speed bump in the city. And each time Macy and I hit the seats in front of us.” She groaned. I was laughing my ass off with the others. This was so funny. I just noticed the red marks on their foreheads. “It wasn’t on purpose!” Louis defended him and Liam. “Yeah, right. Just sleep with your eyes opens tonight Tomlinson.” Macy threatened. Liam laughed at a scared Louis. “That goes for you too Payne.” Chelsea smirked and that shut him up. Which only made us others laugh even harder. Oh how I love my friends.  

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