Denmark: OKAY GUYS. WE NEED IDEAS OF HOW WE HELP HUMANITY.
Iceland: Why exactly?
Denmark: Because!
Finland: HAVE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY!
Sweden: W'fe no-
Denmark: No Finland.
Iceland: umm...
Denmark: We need to think of something! Sticks and stones might break my bones but words will never hurt me!
Iceland: what?
Denmark: Sorry! Just thinking out loud!
Iceland: *throws Dictionary at Denmark*
Denmark: ow! fUCK-
Iceland: Words do hurt!
Denmark: oUT ICE-
Iceland: awww....
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Iceland: That's how I got kicked out!
Norway: *sheds tear* That's my brother... ಥ⌣ಥ
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