France: wHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
England: Okay, I know you are panicking but hang on France-
France: IM BLEEDING FROM MY NETHER REGIONS.
England: I KNOW CALM DOWN.
France: [crying] MY GUTS FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BEING CLAWED INSIDE OUT.
France: HURRY I FEEL FREAKIN' TERRIBLE AND MOODY AND I WANT TO WATCH A CHICK FLICK.
[Bawls]
England: bLOODY HELL FRANCE HANG ON.
France: dONT YOU CURSE AT ME I ALREADY FEEL TERRIBLE, DAMMIT.
Me: .........I have sinned-
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