Facebook For Demigods

Part 1

Percy Jackson updated his status: Facebook, here we come! Great idea Chiron!

Annabeth Chase, Chiron, and 123 others like this status.

Comments:

Chiron: Thank you, Percy

Leo Valdez: Oh yeah, we gonna rule the world!

Annabeth Chase: Through Facebook?

Leo Valdez: Yeah why not?

Zeus: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!!!!

Percy Jackson: Whoah you guys got Facebook too?

Clarisse la Rue: No, he's just some random person who named himself Zeus

Percy Jackson: Really?

Clarisse la Rue: It's called sarcasm, punk

Percy Jackson just became friends with Zeus, Poseidon and 10 others

Leo Valdez: Wait why can't I rule the world?

Zeus: BECAUSE I RULE THE WORLD!!!

Jason Grace: That's nice, Dad

Zeus: ISN'T IT, THOUGH?

Jason Grace: Again, *sarcasm*

Annabeth Chase: Be careful, he is a god...

Jason Grace has logged off.

***

Chiron created a group called, "Let's Learn Greek Mythology." Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and 156 others are invited to this group.

Percy Jackson: What's this?

Chiron: It's the whole reason I had you demigods get Facebook, Percy. So we could learn in a fun, modern way.

Annabeth Chase: Oooh, can I help you teach?

Percy Jackson has left.

***

Chiron has updated his status: Everybody look at the new group I made! It's called "Let's Learn Greek Mythology!

Athena, Annabeth Chase and 3 others like this status.

[in the group]

Travis Stoll entered the group.

Travis Stoll left.

Connor Stoll entered the group.

Connor Stoll left.

Leo Valdez entered the group.

Leo Valdez left.

Jason Grace entered the group.

Jason Grace left.

Clarisse la Rue entered the group.

Clarisse la Rue: Our PARENTS are Greek Gods... Do we seriously need to know any more? Now, who wants to practice wrestling with me?

Chiron: This isn't working as well as I thought.

***

Aphrodite changed her relationship status from MARRIED TO HEPHAESTUS to IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ARES

Ares, Clarisse la Rue and 22 others like this.

Hephaestus and Hera dislike this.

Comments:

Ares: Cool, babe

Hephaestus: YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASY! YOU ARE STILL MARRIED TO ME! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU IN A GOLDEN NET BEFORE YOU GET THE POINT?

Aphrodite has changed her relationship status to SINGLE

Artemis likes this.

Artemis: That's why I stay away from guys

Hephaestus: WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME AND WILL BE FOREVER!!!

Leo Valdez: Umm... this is embarrassing

Piper Mclean: Tell me about it...

Clarisse la Rue: You got a problem, punks?

Piper Mclean: Nope, definitely not

Ares: Uh, babe?

***

Aphrodite updated her status: Which one of us goddesses is the hottest? With Hera, Athena.

Drew Tanaka, Ares and 100 others like this.

Athena and Hera dislike this.

Comments:

Ares: Aphrodite <3

Hephaestus: Aphrodite. BECAUSE I'M MARRIED TO YOU!!!

Zeus: Aphrodite

Hera: UM, EXCUSE ME?

Zeus: I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Hera

Hera: That's better

Athena: This is stupid

Aphrodite: You just say that because I'm getting all the votes!

Athena: No, it's stupid.

Athena: Won't anyone vote for me?

Annabeth Chase: This is ridiculous

Percy Jackson: I vote for Athena

Annabeth Chase: Umm... did you just say my mother was hot, Percy?

Percy Jackson: Just because she looks like you, Wise Girl :)

Annabeth Chase: Awww that's so sweet!

Athena: Umm... I'm leaving!

Hera: Me too, before we start the next Trojan War

Aphrodite: Well, that means I win! Thanks guys!

***

Drew Tanaka updated her status: I wonder what it would be like if we lived in the mortal world. Like, I could be a model.

Aphrodite likes this status.

Comments:

Clarisse la Rue: I could be a wrestler

Leo Valdez: I could be a model, too!

Hazel Levesque: Yeah, right Leo.

Annabeth Chase: I'd be an architect.

Athena: Good choice

Percy Jackson: You'll be an architect anyways, Annabeth

Annabeth Chase: So?

Percy Jackson: I could be a... um... swimmer! Yeah, a swimmer

Annabeth Chase: That's exciting.

**Tell me what you think, please! I apologize for such a short chapter.  If I get the time I'll do that though. Vote & comment!**