Hercules vs. Percy

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Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the big three!

Percy: Yeah, me too...

Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.

Percy: Ah, I know what mean. My mom freaked out when I did that...

Hercules: I fought the Nemean lion.

Percy: No way! Same! I was like, 14?

Hercules: I fought a hydra!

Percy: Dude, same!! Although I couldn't have killed it without Clarisse, but still.

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis's scared deer!

Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't my thing.

Hercules: Oh...well...ahhh...I fought this massive boar once...

Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend! Couple days before I fought Kronos.

Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean a stable that hadn't been cleaned in Thousands of Years!

Percy: Riiiiiiiiight... I heard a nymph helped you with that? I did it with my own powers *Raises eyebrows*

Hercules:

Percy: Dude, I could go on allll day

Hercules: I fought AMAZON'S

Percy: Been there

Hercules: The minotaur

Percy: Done that

Hercules: Uhhh... I've been to the Underworld!

Percy: I'm tired of that place! Been there like, 4 Times!

Hercules: Uhhh...

Percy: We done here?

Hercules: *Triumphant grin* I was offered IMMORTALITY!

Percy: I turned mine down for this girl I liked...

Hercules: *jumps off a cliff*

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