tales of a ho(e)mosexual; spam

The title I originally had was too long

THIS IS BASICALLY ME RAMBLING ABOUT THINGS THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT RECENTLY SO IT'S A MESS OOPS

So there was this tumblr post ages ago about the guy who made smart ass comments under his breath and then somebody sat next to him and couldn't stop laughing whenever he said something or whatever

And it's literally me

I'm a sarcastic little shit

So in PE today my teacher said something like "Where should your eyes be?"

And so everyone responded with on the ball or something

And I looked at my friend with a blank face and just said, "In your head."

Also. I have a terrible memory, right.

Yet, I can remember complete passages from Macbeth??

Like, even before we started re reading it this term, I could quote so much despite having only read it once like three years ago.

I couldn't tell you what the date was but I could recite the whole of Lady Macbeths Soliloquy.

And this is actually great. My English exams will have a closed-book essay question where we have to use quotes, but we're not allowed the text in front of us. Meaning we have to memorise quotes we think we might need.

But if I end up doing Shakespeare as my exam piece, I'll be completely fine. Because the only things I can quote off the top of my head are generally Shakespeare plays. Macbeth in particular, but also Romeo and Juliet, Midsummers Night Dream, Hamlet etc.

I ALSO FINALLY DID ONE OF THESE THINGS

Also, I've convinced my mum to let me get my hair cut in October (after my sisters wedding because I have to keep my hair longer for that)

And if I still want it when the time comes, I'm going v short. Kinda like what Miley Cyrus had, when it was darker on the sides and blonde on the top and kinda like a quiff I guess?

And also kinda like when Halsey had the short blue hair because damn,,

AND I ALSO GOT MY MATHS RESULTS BACK TODAY AND I'M PROUD OF MYSEF BECAUSE TECHNICALLY I HAVE THE HIGHEST FEMALE MARK IN THE FUCKING YEAR

That makes me sound like I'm trying to boast rip,,

But it's fine because I'm going to completely fail my biology exam tomorrow rip

BUT YEAH! Those were some of my rambles shoved into one part