Eren: Maybe it won't be so bad this time...
Armin: maybe...
Eren: so who's playing?
Armin: me!
Mikasa: me
Jean: neigh! (Me!)
Connie: me
Sasha: me (mouth full of food)
Levi: (side eyeing Sasha) me, I guess
Hanji: me!
Erwin: me
Annie: may as well...
Marco: Me!
Jean: Neigh? (Marco?)
Eren: aight let's start. I'll go first. (Spins bottle.) (Lands on Annie)
Annie: (blushes) uh okay...
Eren: didn't you used to have a crush on me, Annie?
Annie: (blushes even harder) n-no!
Eren: oh. Whatever (kisses Annie)
Mikasa: (seethes in rage)
Eren: (pulls away) who's next?
Armin: me! (Spins bottle.) (Lands on Levi)
Levi: (bats Armin out of the universe)
Everyone: (looks at Levi)
Levi: what?
Jean: NEIGH! (MY TURN!) neigh neigh neigh (I hope it lands on Marco or Mikasa) (spins bottle) (lands on Connie)
Connie: MY FIRST KISS AINT BEIN WITH HORSE BOY! (Head inflates into a balloon and flies away)
Jean: NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEEEEIGH!!! (I DIDNT WANNA KISS YOU ANYWAY!!!)
Sasha: uh...my turn! (Spins bottle) (lands on potato)
Potato: (blushes)
Sasha: (grabs potato) welp it was fun playing with you guys but potato and I have uh...business to attend to heh heh (runs)
Eren: oh.
Mikasa: well then, I guess its my turn (spins bottle) (lands on Levi)
Levi:...
Mikasa:.....
Levi:...............
Mikasa:.....................
Levi:............aren't we cousins?
Mikasa:...........I think so...............
Levi:...........
Mikasa:............
Levi: no.
Mikasa: uh uh. No.
Levi: (spins bottle) (lands on Erwin)
Erwin: 😏
Levi: ERWIN DONT MAKE THAT FACE!!!
The Eyebrows: (pick up Levi and carry him away)
Hanji: LEVI! (draws blades and flies after Levi)
Eren: okay I think that's enough for the day heh...
