Hanji: okay. Its just me and you at headquarters. All sharp objects have been put miles away. Sonny and Bean are in giant cages. All explosives are packed deep in a forest. Maybe I can try playing it now.
Levi: okay. Let's try this...
Hanji: (strums F chord) huh? Nothing bad happened? NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!!!
Levi: YAY!!!
(Elsewhere)
Sonny & Bean: (escape from their cages and eat Moblit)
Moblit: (is eaten)
(Explosives which were packed deep in some forest go off causing several trees to catch on fire)
(Sharp objects that were put miles away chase after Eren)
Hanji: (finishes playing song) I guess it's not as evil as we thought!
Levi: (looks outside) uhh, Hanji?
Hanji: what? (Looks outside and sees trees on fire, Sonny and Bean running wild, and Eren being chased by several sharp objects)
Hanji:...
Hanji: we have to pack this thing away
